Joe Simpson = Don Johnson

August 5th, 2005 // 7 Comments

Hey Joe, Sonny Crockett wants his look back.

Joe Simpson Thinks He’s a Pimp [Hollywood Rag]

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  1. Jane

    Give the guy a break. You know he was at his hottest during the “Dallas” and “Falcon Crest” days. He’s just reliving his youth! He’s even finally getting a chance to nail a buxom young Southern blonde…

  2. ella

    I have always thought Don show me your Johnson was hot. As far as Joe Simpson, I am still waiting on him to come out of the closet….

  3. morty z

    Are the Simpson parents divorced? The dad is always front and center but I’ve never seen the mom.

    And yeah that guy is a pimp. He’s whoring out those girls like nobody’s business. Question is: is he wearing socks with those espadrille loafers/docksiders?

  4. Erin

    A better comparison would be between Joe Simpson and the lead singer of Rascal Flatts (plus 20+ pounds)

  5. me

    Joe simpson is Jessica’s and Ashlee’s pimp.

  6. mary

    hard to believe this guy used to be a pastor, or a minister.

    i guess money changes everything, even your faith. just look at him now!

  7. nameo lameo

    the dude creeps me out. he’s way into his daughters. kinda seems like a perv.

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