John Lennon Did Not Write “Imagine” For This To Happen

June 6th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Did you know that those stupid pictures of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo all cokey with blades were taken in SEAN LENNON’S apartment? God, I thought Sean Lennon had some class. I know he seems like he was born into so much money and acclaim that he has no connection to how the Earth actually works. But still, he was in Cibo Matto and his Dad was John Lennon! And he’s letting these trollops into his house? Wait, did he date Bijou Phillips? Ok, all bets are off. She’s dirty. Which makes him trash. We miss his Dad, though.

The shots were taken at musician Sean Lennon’s apartment in the wee hours of June 16, 2006, after a night out at NYC hot spot Bungalow 8.

Ok, so they were taken a year ago. Still – somebody wanted attention. And how is Nick Lachey with all this? Keep reading.

According to a source:

“A lot of Nick’s friends were complaining about what a party girl she was,” says a Minnillo source. “There were many nights in the beginning when Vanessa was a total mess and Nick didn’t know what to do.”

“Vanessa used to be a completely crazy, wild girl,” confirms a Minnillo pal. “She’d be the girl that would jump on the tables at every nightclub.”

But he’s fine with it:

“Nick knew when they got together that she had a party-girl past. But the past is the past.”

Seriously though, Yoko Ono needs to step in and remind Sean that he doesn’t need these various sluts and skeezes up in his house, acting the fool. She might be a terrible singer and have destroyed the Beatles, but I bet she’s a stern and doting mom. Protect your child!

By J. Harvey
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Comments (5)

  1. Clarisse | June 6, 2007 at 11:49 am

    Well hell!

    We know it was the apartment belonging to either one the these two wastoids. I mean come on, there are BOOKS in the background!

  2. sasha | June 6, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    See i don’t think either one of them is bad its cause were told to thinkn so. BEfore no one had anything bad to say about VAnessa Minillo then magically their are so many stories showing how she’s a drunk bitch i mean come on. Remeber yourself at that age and if they all are then all i mean every single young famous person is this way everyone has a bad angle

  3. somebody | June 6, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    Sean does indeed know his chicken, Mr. Harvey. Well played.

  4. kitsch | June 6, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    this is not even a bad angle. i mean where are you guys from? just a joke for the camera. and just cuz she has a cigarette in her hand, it doesn’t make her suicidal and hysterical all of a sudden. i just love the way it’s been twisted.

  5. Jam | June 6, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    I have a few photos floating around-i’m sure-none that i can remember have knives…but still embarrassing…young, drunk, and dumb could explain why they exist…i’m just glad i’m not famous.

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