Celebrating his 30th birthday, John Mayer was spotted by TMZ cameras, either on his way to or from dinner (I can’t tell and am too lazy to check) walking with a group of friends, which included “Live Free or Die Hard” actor, Justin Long. Upon spotting the videographers, John launched into a faux-tirade about the upcoming election, rambling about candidate Ron Paul, babbling something about RuPaul and then I stopped paying attention.
John Mayer. I feel like he has the potential to be a somewhat interesting individual, but unfortunately, my douche-dar goes off whenever I read something about him, or see him in interviews and/or random video clips. He’s just so smug. “Look at me! I was on an episode of Chappelle’s Show. I hang out with stand-up comedians. I’m cool.” Stop rubbing it in my face already. See? That’s what a real tirade looks like.


















I’ve been on the fence for awhile about this guy, but since he was smart enough to break up with Jessica “Boobage” Simpson,I like him alot. I seen him on Dave Chapelle’s Show & thought he did a great job.