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Aww, look. They match. If this were Katie and Peter, I’d be much, much kinder. John Mayer recently had an awkward celebrity moment at the Circuit City in Santa Monica. The singer had forgotten to bring a photo ID with him and was being carded as a result of the large credit card purchase he was attempting to make. So, in a classic move, Mr. Mayer reportedly then pulled the whole, “Do you know who I am?” move with the clerk. I have to say, that is the only time I’ve ever thought to myself, “Damn, I wish I worked at Circuit City.” If only to be able to say to him, “Yes, yes I know exactly who you are. That’s why I’m being so difficult. And no, my body is NOT a wonderland. It’s a fortress, with a moat, surrounded by cranky dragons. Good day to you sir.” And he might reply by saying, “You know, I’ve sung other songs. You really could be more original with your jokes about me–” And at that point, it would probably escalate to violence. I don’t respond well to constructive criticism.
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Chaz | October 3, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Minka Kelly is a huge upgrade from Jessica Simpson. Just going on looks here, since I know nothing about her and way too much about Jessica.
germangirl | October 3, 2007 at 3:19 pm
wahahahahahahahahah Lisa,
you just nailed it here
lmao
Sarah | October 3, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Is is just me, or is he with a different chick like every week?
Clarisse | October 3, 2007 at 3:39 pm
“Yes, yes I know exactly who you are. That’s why I’m being so difficult. And no, my body is NOT a wonderland. It’s a fortress, with a moat, surrounded by cranky dragons. Good day to you sir.”
Oh, My, GAWD!!!! You are one funny chickie!!!! I just spit diet coke on my desk!!!
Aeol | October 3, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Not to be a spoilsport, but another site is reporting John laughed off the ID issue and in fact did not pull the old…you know. Actually, I don’t care one way or the other and I think he’s a tool.
Heidi | October 3, 2007 at 4:55 pm
I love Lisa Timmons’ thought process here. She always cracks me up.
lydia | October 3, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Lisa, this is seriously one of the funniest posts i’ve ever read! love it love it love it!!
Clementines | October 3, 2007 at 6:17 pm
You gotta cut John some slack.. he is still in shocked recovery from escaping the bimbo-freak Jessica affair with only the clothes on his back and a major will to live free of celebtard lunacy. He needs a lot of pampered, you are still a ‘respectable self-supporting human that deserves to exist’ time and good normal memories among other humans to wash out the horrendous tainted nightmares, that disrupt into his genius artist consciousness and performance!
Caitrin | October 3, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Brilliant…just brilliant. He must never be allowed to live down his Jennifer Love Hewitt moment. EVER.
Anonymous IT Monkey | October 4, 2007 at 8:48 am
He should have walked over to the music department and thrown a couple of his CDs on the counter.
Regine | October 4, 2007 at 6:03 pm
You’re awesome. You’re so funny. Keep it up!!! Love your Blog