Aww, look. They match. If this were Katie and Peter, I’d be much, much kinder. John Mayer recently had an awkward celebrity moment at the Circuit City in Santa Monica. The singer had forgotten to bring a photo ID with him and was being carded as a result of the large credit card purchase he was attempting to make. So, in a classic move, Mr. Mayer reportedly then pulled the whole, “Do you know who I am?” move with the clerk. I have to say, that is the only time I’ve ever thought to myself, “Damn, I wish I worked at Circuit City.” If only to be able to say to him, “Yes, yes I know exactly who you are. That’s why I’m being so difficult. And no, my body is NOT a wonderland. It’s a fortress, with a moat, surrounded by cranky dragons. Good day to you sir.” And he might reply by saying, “You know, I’ve sung other songs. You really could be more original with your jokes about me–” And at that point, it would probably escalate to violence. I don’t respond well to constructive criticism.