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Yay! I love it when John Mayer pours out his heart onto the Internets. The lovelorn singer has been Twittering his pain to his followers following his break-up from girlfriend Jennifer Aniston.
This time around, it’s rumored that Aniston initiated the split, the second in the couple’s relationship which has spanned a little over a year. Yesterday, the singer posted on his Twitter account, the following update: “This heart didn’t come with instructions.”
That’s not the only body part he wasn’t told how to use appropriately, from what we can tell.
Gallery Info: John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston at the 2009 Oscars.
stewie | March 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm
seriously, they been together a year??
Twirrim | March 17, 2009 at 8:04 pm
It’s worth while reading someone’s entire tweet history before you make a fool of yourself.
Yesterday he started off with a post asking people to tell a story in just 6 words:
# Ernest Hemingway once claimed he could write a great story in six words or less. His story: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”11:46 AM Mar 16th from web
I’m certainly not the first person to pass the plate around on this, but Twitter seems like an excellent place to try it.11:47 AM Mar 16th from web
“# What’s your six word story? I’ll be the fridge magnet for you… Let’s see what you can come up with.11:48 AM Mar 16th from web ”
The tweet you used was one example of it. You’ve not even given the entire tweet.
“# My six word story: “This heart didn’t come with instructions.”6:02 PM Mar 16th from web ”
If you look at his twitter feed from yesterday you’ll see it’s filled with 6 word stories.
# @celiacorrente Then we realized it was Sharpie. @rebecca_velez I loved him from the inside. @mytimetoshine This time, I won’t look down.6:00 PM Mar 16th from web
# @gagabell “sixty three and still looking forward” @rin16 ‘Hello son,’ it said, tentacles waving.” @CreationsChild “All I am isn’t set yet.”4:31 PM Mar 16th from web
# @DailyChameleon True love: He’s shorter than me. @itswhatevs_erin Ilove him. he loves xbox. @mayersbelle 2 boys, 1 ninja star, stitches3:49 PM Mar 16th from web
# @kimberlyn_lydia “I hope that was my hair.” @mimmified “Either that, or she’s not coming.” @Vincenza72 “At least I got the dog.”2:57 PM Mar 16th from web
# @davidwames Music is my future. Not school.@lizzwestman Just holding it for a friend @igabrielle pains of being pure at heart1:06 PM Mar 16th from web
etc. etc.
sari | March 18, 2009 at 10:16 am
Notice that first pic of Jen ~ she is in her own little world. She is still so hung up on Brad.
I think she is still waiting around for him in whatever she can have him; covertly or overtly, it does not matter.
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