He looks stoned in the top photo, and in the bottom one he looks like he’s taking a poop.
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Is it possible to look bloated and fit at the same time?
hahahaha!
He looks like the Guinness Book of World Record’s “Tallest Man Alive”.
sheesh.
who knew he has such a large head? that thing is bordering on Dolph-size.
but at least he’s nice to his fans. that goes a LONG way in my book.
He looks a bit bloated. Too much drinking?
He also looks like an ex of mine, scary.
I don’t care what anyone else says. He looks cute and sweet.
What a hunk. If only my Father could grab him by his scruff and make him obey! Obey to die on the spot. What a useless chunk of cartilege,(sp), insecticide and Meth.
LARGEST. CRANEUM. EVER.
WHOA. that is the biggest, most horrifying head I’ve ever seen. I bet he can’t fit into a single baseball cap.
Whatever, losers. He has more talent in his little finger than any of you have in your entire bodies.
But what I’d really love is if all of you would post pictures of yourselves here so we can critique YOUR looks. I’m sure you’re all so much better looking than John.
He is both cute and talented! Love him!
Victoria’s comment cracked me up because it’s so TRUE! Amen, Sista’!
I have no idea who he is, but in the 2nd photo, he’s freakisly large. His head is huge. Is he related to Andre the Giant?
He is a very talented young musician/singer.
He’s talented but he’s not looking cute like he used to. Now I’m going to have this image in my head when I listen to his songs. “Never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it” used to sound real nice…
What’s up with his smooth chest and really hairy stomach/happy trail? Odd looking if you ask me.
If he had a smaller head, he probably wouldn’t look very in proportion, since he’s 6’3″. He was at the beach on a vacation…was he supposed to look all groomed and perfect? He’s a normal guy, and a very talented one at that.
He is really trashy.
A friend told me after a concert he hit a bar and was going asking her, and her friends if they would have sex with him. After they declined he’d say “Dont you know who I am? I’m John Mayer!”
I didn’t believe it then, but I believe it now.
Scumbag.
He looks a bit colorless in the face.
Still, I’d hit it.
John looks ++HOT++ in the top picture! Yummmm
he looks johny deppish/Edward scissor hands on that bottom pic. but cant really speak bad on JM the hood loves him
he’s at the beach in his hometown. i recognize that ice cream stand. he’s probably been lying in the sun all day.
AAAHHHH sexyness!!!!- all with a bad comment you know not of what you speak! oh and for the person who said he was hitting bars- from what ive read he doesnt drink- he did once – got sick and never did it again- but apparently he likes caprisuns (sp)- hehe- but yes those pictures aaahhh- orgasmatic! hehe- and whats wrong with a hairy chest/ stomach- i find it veerrrrry nice.hehe and pff large head- nonsense – he looks great
tall though yes- but hey good too
hehe