John Mayer’s Strange Demands

February 28th, 2006 // 6 Comments

Musician’s are known for their odd demands in their concert riders while they’re on tour. John Mayer is one of those musicians. While we are happy to report that John seems to be very concerned about his hygiene, we are really curious as to what the Krazy Glue is for.

The backstage rider for Mayer includes a variety of items that we have not previously seen requested by other performers. Yes, the affable Mayer wants thinly sliced meat, soy milk, and an organic fruit bowl, according to the rider. But he also appears deeply committed to maintaining his oral hygiene and pleasant, toothy smile. Promoters must provide the 28-year-old musician with four “soft head” toothbrushes, a bottle of Listerine, two small tubes of mint-flavored toothpaste (Sensodyne or Tom’s of Maine), and two packages of Altoids breath mints. Mayer also needs four organic lip balms and some Gold Bond powder. And how can you not love a guy who requires a copy of The New York Times and one box of a “Kids Brand Cereal” (either Cap’n Crunch, Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp, or Cinnamin Toast Crunch)? And as for those two tubes of Krazy Glue, don’t draw the incorrect conclusion that some illicit huffing is occurring backstage. It’s our guess that the young bluesman uses the sticky stuff to somehow mend fingers shredded on his Stratocaster.

John Mayer, Bruiseman [TSG]

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  1. You can definately use the super glue for cuts. You just drip it down in the cracks. You know if your skin gets dry and you slide it across that metal wire it is simlar to a paper cut but a lot deeper! Everytime you slice your finger open on a string the guitar strings will just keep slipping into the slice and it will stay sore and never heal. Works the same for me with jewelry wire! It sounds gross though…

  2. Kelsey

    It makes sense, but they have spray Band-aid now, which is probably a tad bit better for your digits than crazy glue…but it still stings like a bitch.

  3. ThrillKill

    John Mayer is a cool bastard and will always have my respect. Funny as hell, laid back, and just thoughtful.

    Dusty is right, several musicians use Krazy Glue for an insta-patch. Flea of the Red Hot Chili Peppers use to use it all the time when he would half-way rip off a callus or otherwise tear open his fingers or thumbs.

  4. Tizzle

    I have a friend who is a nurse who regularly uses krazy glue for minor cuts and whatnot. I also used to know some strippers who would attach pasties with it! *OUCH*!!

  5. Small Fry

    Tizzle, I think those strippers you knew were trying to glue their giant, gaping vaginas shut. J/K, couldn’t resist that one. I am NOT a fan of women who take their clothes off for money.

  6. Poster

    Well, he could just have a bad case of haliotosis (sp?) or bad-ass funky breath!!!

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