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And that last shred of hope I was holding out for my undying affection for him to become mutual has just snapped. Seriously, though, this man can do no wrong in my eyes, and even though he’s planning to marry a woman that isn’t me, I ain’t mad at him because it’s his long-time love and baby-mama, Vanessa Paradis. And also because the reasoning behind their decision to wed in the French village where they live with their children is pretty damn touching.
The source, who lives in the village, said: ‘Johnny and Vanessa have one of the strongest relationships in Hollywood but after their daughter was taken ill the family became an even closer-knit unit.
‘They have talked about marriage on and off for a long time but the recent emotional roller-coaster they have had to endure seems to have spurred them into action.’
Sigh, even though there was a time in my life when I legally changed my name from “Lisa” to “Winona” to “Wino” just so I could pretend that it was me he loved, I still wish the couple well.
Why do they never look happy together? If they supposedly have this wonderful happy life and they’re one of the best relationships in hollywood, why don’t they ever freaking smile when they pose together???
They are awesome. They are some of the only people in Hollywood (or out of it) who practice what they preach. Cheers to you, Johnny and Vanessa!
Actually, their publicist issued a statement saying that they do not have any plans to marry this summer.
There’s still hope!
I can tell you why they never smile in public! Vanessa is French, that means she never smiles at all. Even in the picture above, JD does have a small smile. The French have a term they use there for women, I don’t know how they spell it but it is pronounced ‘constipay’ which is a variation on constipated because the women are so uptight. I’m a woman myself and have spent enough time in France and yes they always look fabulous but constipay is pretty appropriate.
My favorite actor, first man crush, and an idol. Hope they stay together forever, he’s a good man.