Jon Cryer Pumps It Up in Spandex

February 8th, 2008 // 8 Comments

A very aerodynamic Jon Cryer is seen here, pumping gas and going inside to pick up a Rolling Stone magazine and a snack. Our beloved Duckie looks at one point like he’s spotted the paparazzi who are obviously all going to get a shot of him in his workout gear and simply resigns himself to the fact that soon, the world will see him walking around dressed in very expensive sausage casing.

When asked for a comment, he had this to say, “Hey, drinking and driving don’t mix. That’s why I ride a bike.” OK, not really, but I was feeling nostalgic.

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

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Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

By LT

  1. Zekers

    Wow! I never noticed how thin his hair has gotten…they cover it well on his show. What was that 80′s movie that he was in with Gimme Moore? Don’t know why I just thought of that…

  2. Queen Caffeine

    Poor Ducky! I bet he just left spin class and realized he was almost out of gas. But yes, I didn’t realize his hair was so thin either!

    And are you talking about “No Small Affair,” Zekers?

    :)

  3. jen

    Dammit – where is the juice box!!

  4. Hey Cupcake

    I love Jon Cryer! I used to date a guy who played ultimate with him, before the Two-and-a-Half Men days. Said he was a totally down-to-earth guy. But the hair!… yeah. Both he and Charlie Sheen have some serious wiggage when they film the show. Especially Charlie Sheen – who does he think he’s fooling?

  5. mb00

    Wow, there’s nothing like a flabby body in spandex to make this gay man swoon. Just really gets ya doing doesn’t it?!

  6. mb00

    Wow, there’s nothing like a flabby body in spandex to make this gay man swoon. Just really gets ya doing doesn’t it?!

  7. pretty in pink

    gah everytime i look at him i see teddy z and/or duckie dale and my girlhood crush ensues.

  8. Mr. Wall St.

    I just watched 2 1/2 men in high-def and realized that the hair HAD to be painted on! Googled it and got this picture.

    He should either plug it up or go it au-natural, IMO.

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