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Jonathan Rhys Myers was booked on an early morning flight from JFK earlier this month,  possibly on May 6 when this photo was taken, and he was supposed to be headed to Los Angeles but he never got on the plane.

The Tudors actor was pounding some good morning cocktails in the first class lounge and got all drunk and disorderly and was prohibited from flying due to “belligerent” and “disruptive” behavior that “was getting out of control.” The airline was so freaked out they banned him from flying on their planes.

Jon, Jon, Jon….can I call you Jon? This is the third time you have been a disorderly drunken hot mess at an airport.

There was the 2007 arrest at the Dublin airport for disturbing the peace and the 2009 assault of a waiter at Charles de Gaulle airport after you were cut off. Are you nervous about flying? Because if you are I can use my vacation days or just quit so you have someone to hold your hand, snuggle, get it on in the bathroom to ease the tension, or whatever it is you need to cope as you fly. I’m just that giving.