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Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers, perhaps riding high on the critical success of his new series “The Tudors”, decided to treat the crowd at NYC’s Plumm to some dry-humpin’ the other night. Sources say he got into it with his lady friend. And he didn’t even order drinks! Cheap-ass. So he was the entertainment? He was in one of my favorite movies of all time, “Velvet Goldmine”, so I can’t fault him too much.

The Irish-born hunk, who stars as Henry VIII in the new Showtime series “The Tudors,” sashayed into The Plumm with his pony-tailed brunette love Reena Hammer under his arm the other night. They immediately retired to a couch and launched into a frenzied make-out session as a crowd of revelers became voyeurs. “It was really a scene. She straddled him, and they were at it for some time,” our spy said. When the steamed-up duo finally called it quits, they left without even bothering to have a drink.

I don’t know if I’d go so far as “hunk.” He’s got some coked out space alien eyes going on. I just like the fact that he and his chick decided to act all Adrian Lyne movie and run to a club to get spicy. The boyfriend and I tried that in our laundromat and an unintelligible Asian woman got pissed off and beat us about the head and shoulders with her purse and a box of Bounce. Hater!

(Splash)