Looking like a slutted-up episode of “How To Look Good Naked,” I have a feeling that Katie Price AKA Jordan would simply instruct any self-loathing participants of that show to simply douse themselves in gallons of self-tanner, throw on some fake eyelaskes, a bouffant and a tiara. The wacky British model unveiled her new lingerie line, Panache, by stripping down to her skivvies for the red carpet at The Worx in London.
The 29-year-old model and reality star selected six members of her fan club to help her model her wares and here they are, in all of their admiring glory and quite frankly, had I heard about this in time, my sketchy ass might also have been up there as well. Thankfully, for all of us, it never came to that.
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OMG, she used to be so attractive.
WHAT DID SHE DO TO HER FACE??!
What the hell is that huge thing on the right???
That is just ugly lingerie, no matter who wears it.
I love that she chose models who AREN’T anorexic! I think I actually have more respect for her now…
They are super sexy. Some sexy playboys are always dating with them in in millonaire dating site ” wealthyloving.com”.Just curious.
She should have bought an ass when she bought those tits.
Nice 12-year old boy body and flotation devices. Ewww. Not cute.
Sandy says: What the hell is that thing on the right???
Respond: what the hell is with all the fat ugly pigs??? There are only hot women in the photos. Is it to make the hot girls look even hotter?