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We’d like to congratulate Katie Price aka Jordan on the debut of her first novel “Angel.” Who knew she couldn’t write? The marketing concept is beyond words. Dressing up as an angel – wow! Do you notice how her boobs are covered up this time; that’s probably because an angel wouldn’t show off her tits.
Here’s the Amazon.com description of the book.
A sparkling and sexy tale of glamour modeling, romance and the treacherous promises of fame.
Eighteen-year-old Angel has only one dream: to leave behind the sheltered safety of her home and head for the modelling agencies of the big city. Young, beautiful and sexy, she seems destined for a successful career in modelling and, very quickly, the glitzy world of celebrity fame and riches becomes her new home.
But then she meets Mickey, the lead singer of a boy band, who is as irresistible as he is dangerous, and Angel discovers that a rising star can just as quickly fall…
I smell a Pulitzer!
More photos of Jordan with her angel wings, after the jump.
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First Jordan became a twice-bestselling “autobiographer” in the UK, and she’s now churning out cheap fiction to the delight of her fans?
No offense to the British posters, but I’d rather have a sucky World Cup national side than publicly admit that fact.
She almost looks human barefaced.. but then.. your common sense kicks in.. NO Way!
http://www.myvillage.com/photos/jordan_peter_sb.htm
Nope, wings don’t help. Still a skank.
BTW: who are these people who actually BUY her BOOKS? Are there actually any words in them or is it all just soft porn photos?
Ok. First of all, she ‘wrote’ the book by talking into a recorder. Second of all, she conceived her first kid in a gang-bang and then fucked him up by drinking, drugging, and tanning during the pregnancy. STUPID FUCKING WHORE!
Hey Stoney…howd you hear that stuff about her first preg? Doesn’t suprise me…I know this is gonna sound awful but I always wondered what happened with that kid?
Heard it on dlisted.com Jessica…some snarky bitch posted the information in the comments. She claims she fucked up the poor kid by tanning, but there were tons of pictures of her partying it up while preggers. Apparently she couldn’t pinpoint who the father was because he was conceived during a filmed porno gang-bang. NICE.
I think a devil costume would have been more appropriate for this skank.
I don’t think that was Pulitzer you smelled.
Stoney – I must have missed that comment, I usually read Dlisted comments all the time if time permits…are you Antie Tata?
jordan was never a porn star, just a glamour model, and she regularly profuses that she can count the number of people she has slept with on one hand. Harvey’s father is Dwight Yorke, a footballer, not that any of you care to look it up, you’re far too busy being self righteous
She used to be so pretty before she fucked herself up with plastic and who knows what else. She looks haggard now.
Self righteous? Look at the woman! The rest of us are class-tastic and awesome compared to this British Anna Nicole trash bag. We can say what we like.