Josh Hartnett Is The Unabomber

July 14th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Squinty-ass Josh Hartnett is scared of cell phones. He hate technology. He probably has a manifesto, but it says “dude” a lot. This one strikes me as someone who thinks he’s really deep. It must put the ladies to sleep.

Josh says that he’s very resistant to new technology. In fact, he avoided getting a cell phone for the longest time.

I’m with him. I HATE talking on the phone. It actually makes me crazy anxious. But I don’t buy this one. Bitch is a fairly successful actor (who plays the same part – squinty intense dude – over and over again) and he would need to have some communication. Not like his ass uses pay phones. Do they have those anymore?

Click any photo to view all 14 photos of Josh Hartnett in the gallery!


Squinty-ass Josh Hartnett
is scared of cell phones. He hate technology. He probably has a
manifesto, but it says “dude” a lot. This one strikes me as someone who
thinks he’s really deep. It must put the ladies to sleep.Josh says that he’s very resistant to new technology. In fact, he avoided getting a cell phone for the longest time.I’m
with him. I HATE talking on the phone. It actually makes me crazy
anxious. But I don’t buy this one. Bitch is a fairly successful actor
(who plays the same part – squinty intense dude – over and over again)
and he would need to have some communication. Not like his ass uses pay
phones. Do they have those anymore?Check out all 14 photos of Josh Hartnett in the gallery!

By J. Harvey

  1. Stickler

    I get anxious making phone calls too!

  2. ldiyt

    He is absolutely georgous. I love this amazing man. He is a certified millionaire member at Richromances.com. I sent a wink to him over there last week

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