JT Has a Good Golden Globes, Avoids Ex And Mocks Prince

January 16th, 2007 // 30 Comments

The National Ledger fills us in on Justin Timberlake’s Golden Globe experience, complete with his ensuring he didn’t have to run into his oddly dressed ex, and bagging on His Name is Prince And He Is Funky’s height.

According to the broadcast version of the very well done ‘Live from the Red Carpet’ on E! the former couple’s handlers made certain they arrived at different times to avoid each other.

Of course it would have been more interesting had they ‘accidentally’ bumped into each other along the way.

Obviously JT was feeling a bit spunky as he poked fun at ‘Prince.’

Timberlake announced Prince had won for his rousing contribution to the Happy Feet soundtrack, Song of the Heart, but there was no stirring in the crowd. As Timberlake stood on stage awkwardly looking around, it became increasingly clear that the purple one was not in the house.

“Well, I guess Prince couldn’t be here,” Timberlake said. Then the 6’1″ singer crouched down in an attempt to emulate Prince’s 5’2″ petite frame and added, “I’d like to accept this award on his behalf.” The audience erupted in laughter.

Well someone’s got some big balls now that he’s traded up for a younger model. What he doesn’t understand is that Prince could beat his prag ass. Seriously, he’d do some funky mystical dance magic moves and while Justin was hypmotized, club him with the man/woman symbol guitar. I wouldn’t cross him.

By J. Harvey

  1. em

    I thought that was douchy of him. Especially since Prince showed up later on.

  2. Random Reader

    What a tool. Prince has been around nearly 30 years. Let’s see how long this rube lasts. No class.

  3. Fabiola

    Frankly, I think the guy’s got a lot of nerve. Prince is an icon, this pipsqueak’s balls haven’t even droppped yet.
    He’s an Asshat.

  4. Fabiola

    Frankly, I think the guy’s got a lot of nerve. Prince is an icon, this pipsqueak’s balls haven’t even droppped yet.
    He’s an Asshat.

  5. Devereaux

    Chillax people!
    Prince started the “fun poking” when he said some sh*t about Justin’s song “Sexyback” a while ago.
    Something like….”How can he bring sexyback if he never was sexy?”
    Oh Snap!

  6. Dr. No

    Last August, while performing at Entertainment Tonight’s Emmy Awards after party, Prince dissed the former ‘NSYNCer’s new single “SexyBack,” yelling to the crowd, “For whoever is claiming that they are bringing sexy back, sexy never left!”

    The fact remains that Prince has more talent in his nose boogers than Justin has in his entire body.

  7. OH PULEEEEEZ ! ! !
    How do you fit so many high horses on one page?

    Prince is also the hypocrite that made his image and millions out of exploiting women, @ss-less pants and crotch shots, but just a few months ago tried to pay off some strippers “twice their nightly rate to go home because their gyrations offended his beliefs as a Jehovah’s Witness” Jerk-off.

    Perhaps you “How Dare Justin” freaks, like Prince, take yourselves WAYYYYYY too seriously…

    It was funny…take a deep breath … jump down off your cross…and GET OVER IT!

  8. Devereux

    All “boogers” aside, The Little Prince used to be good.

    But now, he takes himself way too seriously!

    Come on, “Happy Feet?” Pshaw…..what happened?

  9. Um, what is Prince’s name this week? I forgot…

  10. susanist

    JT is one of these fakeacons the publicity mill is pushing down America’s throat. I believe the old style Hollywood publicity moves are in play to convince us this clown is not a faggot by hooking him up first with Britney and then Cameron. That’s how did the likes of Rock Hudson back in the say.

    The justice is that the man who JT is portraying in the movie ‘Alpha Dog’ was very upset that they chose this manufactured clown to be him. so much so they had to get the punk out of the arranged publicity stop.

    Also, he doesn’t get the share of the blame for the Superbowl incident that has caused a lot of problems with broadcasters having to deal with the phoney morality of those who believe its offensive for children to see a woman’s nipple but alright to see two groups of men pound each other for sport.

    JT and Ray J are examples of trying push true punks as sexy thugs.

  11. susanist

    To Devereaux

    Prince was not poking fun when he challenged the absurd assumption that this Mickey Mouse muppet was somehow bringing sexy back. He was telling the Truth in much the same way Little Richard is telling the Truth about getting ripped off so that kids like JT can be called ‘superstars’ just because there is a determined publicity move to push their products on the weakminded. James Brown died an angry man for how little real respect he got considering that much of what this fake and others like him are doing is based on the foundation he laid.

    Yeah Prince can talk the talk because he walked to walk. JT almost got his punkass kicked when he met the man he is ‘portraying’ in “Alpha Dog”
    My ex-con friend says that by casting JT in this role this man is getting much grief in prison being portrayed by this punk.

    Prince is in many ways a contemporary form of Mozart in as far as his musical genius is concern.
    JT is a ripoff modern Osmun Brother version that rips off the moves of the Jackson’s. He is not in the league to where he can be ‘poking fun’ at Prince in such a derogatory way.

    Did you see how Warren Beatty was poking fun at Clint Eastwood and Jack Nicholson? Those are peers with significant contributions who respect each other. JT is a fake and his slogan of ‘bringing sexy back’ is more absurd than presumptious.

  12. Susanist

    As for Prince being a hypocrite that is another false statement. He was not a Jehovah’s Witness during the time you claim he was ‘exploiting women.’

    So if he is not engaged in the exploits you condemn now as a Jehovah’s Witness then how is he a hypocrite?

    I have a negative opinion about the Jehovah’s Witness theology and movement but I am also honest enough to see that they have a large number of highly successful people who were raised within the movement. Here’s a short list.

    The Wayans family as in Keenan, Daman etc
    The Jackson family as Michael, Janet
    The Williams sisters as in Venus and Serena.

    They were raised within the religion. Perhaps since Prince has had more access to the World than you and moves amongs various people he was impressed by the way people like this do this. Perhaps he is ready to begin a family and that is how he has decided would be the best way.

    So again, how is he a hypocrite as a convert to the Witnesses after being what he was in his early years? Had he been a Witness then and doing what you accuse him of then that would be Hypocrisy.

    And how did he ‘exploit’ women? Please be specific. For example, Sheilia E and Carmen Electra among others seemed to have done alright by him. How do you know that women were not exploiting him?

  13. UH SUSANIST?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

    “Prince is in many ways a contemporary form of Mozart” ???? Are you smoking crack??? That equivalent to saying “Ashton Kutcher is in many way a contemporary form of Sir Laurence Oliver”

    No one cares about your dumbass opinion in your world, why the hell would we care about it in the real world.

    My ex-con friend indeed. He was someones bitch too…

    Shut the Fck up and crawl back under your rock you strung out biatch…(and take your prison bitch with you.)

  14. Susanist

    Again on the point about ‘exploiting women.’
    Where is your angst for what Justin did to Janet Jackson at the Superbowl? Or better yet, why isn’t he associated with this ‘scandal’ in the way that she is?

    You and others like you give him a free pass while allowing Janet to carry the full weight.
    It was no small event like whatever the punk did or said at the Golden Globes, this act caused for a wave of censureship and false morality stances throughout the nation with the FCC acting as if run by Goebbels.

    Inorder words, Justin’s actions at the Superbowl affected our First amendment rights in profound ways but you seem content that the weight is bore by Janet Jackson and then you have the nerve to accuse Prince of exploiting women?

    Why isn’t JT carrying the weight of the Superbowl nipple incident? He was the one who did the ripping. He also had some smart remarks against Janet. Just imagine how much she’s been through on this incident that occurred at the same time as Michael’s legal problems.

    JT was a Mickey Mouse punk long before this but he has a national stage then as well as now to reprove himself.

    The notion that he brought ‘sexy back’ is as absurd as the title of Clay Aiken’s album “Pieces of a Man.”

  15. Oh Good God! Take your moralizing, patronizing, pontificating style somewhere else. You aren’t impressing anyone.

  16. Don’t waste your energy.

    Don’t try to reason with someone like Susie…she gets off on the anonimity of the internet. She’s a coward who’s only outlet is a blog…to say anything she wants without any backlash (or backhands)…sad really.

  17. James Brown's Ghost

    The point is that Justin Timberlake isn’t good enough to eat the corn out of Prince’s shit. Perhaps when his testicles descend he can give it a try.

  18. Demi Moore

    JT dissing Prince is like Asston Kutcher dissing Lawrence Olivier

  19. GDS

    Susanist,

    My sentiments exactly – JT is a punk ass wigga. Can’t create his own dance moves, can’t create a melody, and licks Timbaland’s balls for Timbaland’s tracks. If anybody is sexy, it would be Timbaland.

  20. DottieDot

    Justin Timberlake is nothing – absolutely nothing – compared to the greatness that is Prince. Justin Timberlake is therefore a know nothing punk!

  21. DottieDot

    Justin Timberlake is nothing – absolutely nothing – compared to the greatness that is Prince. Justin Timberlake is therefore a know nothing punk!

  22. Dian

    So Prince happened to be decades earlier in time on the music scene than JT. He made his dosh, climbed to purple-highness fame, brought world peace and ended famine in Africa. Now JT’s making his own living history too. Coincidentally JT was put on the spot on stage because his royal purpleness didn’t have the etiquette to be in the room whilst his GG nomination was announced. I think he did a brilliant save by making a joke and a funny one at that. At least JT has the humour to make fun of himself.

  23. pecan

    Susanist i totally agree with you,let the haters carry on,it´s what they do best.

  24. that bitch

    too bad Justin forgot how he borrowed a lot from Prince on his newest album! what an ass…

  25. Emma

    Oh!! I didn’t realize this was a racial issue…

    GDS said:
    JT is a punk ass wigga.

  26. jane_smith

    Some of you people really need to lighten up. You know that shit was funny.

  27. pattyann

    Considering Justin has yet to do anything particularly innovative or original he should be taking a good hard look at Prince’s career in the 80s to learn how a pop singer can become a music legend. Besides I am sure Prince, even now as a Jehovahs Witness, could kick Justin’s ass into the ground. Justin isn’t exactly the tallest guy around either now that I think about it.

  28. Devereaux

    What some of these fanatics *cough*Susanist*cough*
    fail to realize is that the music industry as a whole is very “incestuous”. Everyone borrows from each other. Prince “borrowed” from Michael Jackson, James Brown, Rick James and many more.
    Justin is just doing the same thing and yet you are calling him fake. I am in no way a Prince or Justin fan. I’m just calling bullsh*t on all the pretentiousness that is The Little Prince.
    He is definitely no Mozart. The idea that Justin or any up and comer needs to bow down to Prince of all people is ridiculous! Get over it already!

  29. Leni the crack whore

    Egroft: Pot calling Kettle Black. Susanist is a coward, whose outlet is to anonymously blog on the internet – and you’re “calling her” on it? Yet…. remaining anonymous yourself. You’re just as much of a coward, if not more. If you’re nota coward, then how about you post your true identity and home phone number!

  30. Big Faced Girl

    I WANT A “NIPPLE GATE” tee shirt!!!!!

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