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I like my celebrity news with villains, don’t you? Try to picture Jude Law rubbing his palms together with an evil snicker while you read this for an extra dose of added DRAMA.
Anyhoodle, it seems that Jude has issued a writ (like a subpoena for all us non-Britishy types) to stop his ex-wife, Sadie Frost, from writing her memoirs.
Sadie is writing the book herself, calling it Crazy Days (is there an award for bad book names?), and already has an advance in her hot little hands.
His injunction was a little sudden:
“It’s ironic, because he had been at her house earlier in the day and they discussed the book, which is going to be very honest. She knows he has reservations, but she’s let him read bits of it. She’s astonished he’s taken this step.”
The Daily Mail seems to think that Sadie airing all the dirty laundry from their marriage will adversely affect their three kids, as will any pictures of said kiddos, but I prefer to think of him hunched over a boiling cauldron while tearing her photograph and smoothing his hair plugs (oops! Did I just go there?).
Ok, so maybe his upcoming wedding to Sienna Miller and his acceptance of his fourth illegitimate child signals his reformation into polite society. Or maybe he’s just waiting to find a new nanny for his kids to pull his next dick move.
That being said, I’d hit it. I know, I’m awful. I guess I’m a sucker for a lush growth of manly chest hair. Stop pretending you wouldn’t trade places with that sexy bitch in the alligator clip in the gallery. I’ve got your number. In case you were wondering, Jude attended the 45th International Carlsbad film festival in Carlsbad, Czech Republic earlier today. Hence the sexy, come hither-to-Carlsbad look he’s giving you.
Sadie is one in a long line of the Z-list nobodies desperate to sell a book. Translation: Nobody gives a good right shit and she knows it.
I’d apply to be Jude and Sienna’s nanny and hit at both of them at the same time, anytime. Good times for everyone.
Jude, Sienna: Call me!
If ya did it, do it, own it. hell you got caught time and time again.. Are you such a deft deceiver and spineless hack artiste., you think we believe you can be a good boy now? Do you have such great shocking secrets that you keep hidden because it might destroy the civilized community and throw everyone else into a tizzy of torments, alarmed by the excessive depravity..? Your whole life is built on selling a fantasy, so just play it cool ya vain old weasel! har har
Sadie should instead choose to keep what personal dignity she can still cling to. Nobody wants to read about the cheating on her husband, the swapping partners, the drunken sex with Kate Moss, the drugs, the falling out of houses with her clothes half on. It’s a bonafide yawner.