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Justin Bieber fans, simmer down! Pushing mama, injuring crowds of people…now it’s gotten to the point where the Bieb can’t even make a joke about a girlfriend without it moving a teenage girl to consider murder.

Bieber met Kim Kardashian at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday (May 1) and he made the mistake of taking a picture with her and captioning it “Look it’s my girlfriend.” Kim happily tweeted that she “officially [had] Bieber Fever!!!” None of this made the little biebettes happy.

“I’m getting death threats from your fans! This is unBeliebable!!!” Kim tweeted to Bieber who told the ladies to calm down and clarified she was a friend. Actually he said Kim is a “very sexy friend but a friend” which is creepy if you ask me. I can’t even picture the word sexy coming out of the little tyke who’s too small for his own hat at the airport in France on April 29. Wait, will Bieber fans get angry if I call him small?…I take it back…Please don’t hurt me.