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If you’re like me, you’re probably thinking things like ‘Who the hell is this douche?’ and ‘Why is that douche’s pants so tight that I can see the wallpaper on the iPhone in his front pocket?’  I may be alone on this.

Well, to answer your/ my question, this douche is Justin Gaston, known by some as a contestant on Nashville Star, but known by most as that Jesus-loving underwear model who dated/ possibly statutorily raped Miley Cyrus for a bit last year.

Believe it or not, this guy has quite the career going.  And by that I mean that he was in the pilot episode of Glee for a minute and has put out a country album that no one cares about.  And don’t forget about the, um, underwear… thing.

Yeah, I got nothing.

Anyway, for the two of you who care, here’s Justin looking like someone kicked his dog and called it ‘Miley’ whilst leaving the Blue Hotel in Australia after a photo shoot yesterday (2/1/10).