Justin Long Must Be Packin’ Some Serious D

September 2nd, 2008 // Leave a Comment

He’s all over every milky-white slattern in Hollywood. Justin Long was with Drew Barrymore for awhile (until Socialite Life broke the exclusive that they had broken up, yeah that was us..), and then had seemingly moved onto to destined-for-cat-lady-greatness Kirsten Dunst. Now he’s being sighted with Veronica Mars aka Kristen Bell. Isn’t she with that Dix guy? Dix, Dox, Dax, whatever.

The Mac guy was photographed while out at Lulu’s in Hollywood with Heroes actress Bell.

He’s
not much to look at. Maybe he’s really witty and drives a hot car? Or
hugs the homeless. Or, is twerkin’ some yardage in downscope if you
smell what I’m steppin’ in?

Though, in every photo he’s in with a broad, he looks like he’s working a DEA undercover operation and is ready to bust into a motel room. Is this some sort of criminal thing? What have Kirsten and Kristen done besides avoid UV rays all of their lives?

Click any photo to view all the photos of Justin Long and Kristen Bell in the gallery!

By J. Harvey

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