Justin Timberlake Phones In A Paparazzi Smackdown

September 18th, 2007 // 7 Comments

What kind of wussy paparazzi beating is that supposed to be? Take off that faggy scarf and get down in it, LoveSounds! Here’s some footage of Justin Timberlake rolling up and sort of gayly trying to smack a photog. Except I’ve seen first grade school girls hand out harsher beatings. He just sort of paws at the guy. And if it had a sound it would be “ehhhhhhhhh, get away from meeeeeeeeeee, ehhhhhhhhhh”. Maybe he’s tired. What he needs to do is go on YouTube and cue up that footage of Bjork WAILING THE SHIT out of that reporter outside the airport several years ago. Now THAT’S how you school the press. Take notes, FutureSex.

By Michael Prieve

  1. Kelsey

    I think he smacked the guys camera..not the guy

  2. Clementines

    Justin is so important the effort he expended to protest was a waste of time and that photographer owes him ‘like’ forever.

  3. Brian

    They interviewed that reporter afterwards & she did not look affected @ all – Bjork must have been a very weak hitter. She’s lucky the reporter did not bother to press charges against her crazy a*s.

  4. hmmm

    The funny thing is that he walks up the stairs smiling like all is well and then out of the blue smacks the camera down/away. Smooth operator.

  5. BBL

    I like the scarf and short sleeve shirt combo

  6. DeadPlasmaCell

    @ hmmm:

    Exactly.. I understand that a million of these dudes taking photos of you can get annoying.. but when you’re all smiles and shit getting out of the car with dudes taking photos of you, why fuck with some random dude who’s doing the same, out of the blue like that?

  7. aquaboogie

    No bullsh*t. She whupped the sh*t out of that reporter. She went all crazy on her like a spider monkey

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