Justin Timberlake To Release His Own Tequila

March 18th, 2009 // 5 Comments

Justin Timberlake can sing, dance, and do moderately funny things on the moderately unfunny Saturday Night Live. He’s also good at serial dating his way through Hollywood and is pleasant to look at with his shirt off. We’ll give him that. 

But where does any of that warrant him an expert in tequila of all things? 

Page Six reported this morning that Justin was seen “touring a Mexican distillery” and “tasting” tequilas as research for his own brand.

Really? Doesn’t Justin seem a little too prissy for tequila? Wouldn’t he be a better fit for a line of pastel-colored, sugary mixers for chocolate martinis or something?

He could even wear a matching fedora and record his own commercial jingle in that characteristic high-pitched falsetto. Seems right up his alley.

We don’t have high expectations, but here’s hoping he makes it as dirty and Mexican as possible. We’re talking shriveled, hallucinogenic worm at the bottom of the bottle and all. Go all out, J. Timb.

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