Justin Timberlake To Ruin The Oscars

August 4th, 2008 // 9 Comments

There’s seriously no one else they can think of? What about Marilyn Manson? Phoebe Price? Verne Troyer? F*ck, get Tara Reid‘s drunk ass up there! Justin Timberlake is reportedly being considered to host this year’s Oscars. Then I’m giving it a pass.

Supposedly the Oscar czars thought JT was amazing hosting the ESPY Awards this year, and want to harness his immense talent.

He’s such a prissy little douche with his kerchiefs and annoyance at the paparazzi. And his wondrous discovery of the truck stop hat. *eye roll* If he’s going to be on TV, at least let it be during some sort of guillotine demonstration.

I still think “My Love” is a hot jam, though.

Click any of the photos of Justin Timberlake to view the entire gallery.


There’s seriously no one else they can think of? What about Marilyn Manson? Phoebe Price? Verne Troyer? F*ck, get Tara Reid‘s drunk ass up there! Justin Timberlake is reportedly being considered to host this year’s Oscars. Then I’m giving it a pass.Supposedly the Oscar czars thought JT was amazing hosting the ESPY Awards this year, and want to harness his immense talent.He’s such a prissy little douche with his kerchiefs and annoyance at the paparazzi. And his wondrous discovery of the truck stop hat. *eye roll* If he’s going to be on TV, at least let it be during some sort of guillotine demonstration.I still think “My Love” is a hot jam, though.Check out all the photos of Justin Timberlake in the entire gallery.

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Comments (9)

  1. stolidog | August 4, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    if he was in jock strap the whole time…maybe.

  2. goldend | August 4, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    and the Oscars will be renamed “Douches”

  3. ChiquitaBanana | August 4, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    Oh Great! just when you thought the Oscars couldn’t get any worse….

  4. suz | August 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Tool.

  5. Jinxy McDeath | August 5, 2008 at 5:17 am

    Bringing the douchey back! Won’t watch, except the you tubes where people with talent boo him and finally the audience pummels this untalented turd to death. Good times!

  6. tiffany | August 5, 2008 at 7:18 am

    did anyone happen to catch the espys? Im a huge sports fan so i always do, & he killed it, fuckin hilarious. He ripped on everyone, i think its a good idea

  7. oscarhound | August 5, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I watched part of the Espys and I gotta say that Justin Timberlake
    shouldn’t be hosting anything more important than a Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest . . . the nicest thing I can say is that he tries
    sooooooo very hard to entertain (and it shows!).

  8. laurie | August 5, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    I saw the ESPY’s and I thought he did a great job. I’m sure he can handle the Oscars with some humor, some style and a whole lot of talent.

  9. sammy | August 5, 2008 at 5:26 pm

    He was great on the espys… he couldn’t make the Oscars any worse than they already are.

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