Kanye West Is ‘God’s Vessel’

March 4th, 2009 // 12 Comments

When Kanye West was a kid his mother must’ve given him a big, shiny trophy for taking a piss, a collection of medals for finishing dinner and eight million gold stars for brushing his teeth.

Today he records a few albums, dates a stripper, wears questionable eye wear and thinks he’s “God’s chosen one.” It’s a natural progression.

“I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego. Think about it – I don’t offend people, I don’t put anyone down. Do
I name names or bring people down? That’s not my thing. But I give
myself big-ups. I feel good about the music I make. God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel.”

So what is the holy one’s greatest source of suffering? What can we glean from the voice of not only a generation but all of mankind? Enlighten us, Kanye.

 ”My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

His supreme modesty is humbling.

Gallery info: Kanye West and stripper girlfriend Amber Rose being holy in Hollywood.

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Comments (12)

  1. butterscotch | March 4, 2009 at 8:12 am

    trust me, Kanye…you described it perfectly! It is nothing but pain to see you perform live. Give it up for yourself…and I don’t mean it the way you think. I mean GIVE IT UP! (God told me to say that!)

  2. butterscotch | March 4, 2009 at 8:14 am

    trust me, Kanye…you described it perfectly! It is nothing but pain to see you perform live. Give it up for yourself…and I don’t mean it the way you think. I mean GIVE IT UP! (God told me to say that!)

  3. peachpie | March 4, 2009 at 8:32 am

    wow. really?

    “My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

    that’s one easy life ya got there, kanye. most of us have much bigger fish to fry.

  4. peachpie | March 4, 2009 at 8:39 am

    wow. really?

    “My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

    that’s one easy life ya got there, kanye. most of us have much bigger fish to fry.

  5. L.P | March 4, 2009 at 10:34 am

    Come on ‘Ye… you can do better than this.

  6. L.P | March 4, 2009 at 10:36 am

    But he still is THE best out right now… his chick is just outta dere.

  7. Rachel | March 4, 2009 at 10:46 am

    He’s “God’s Vessel”?

    Lovely, now I’m going to be plagued with images of a pregnant Kanye West.

  8. Zekers | March 4, 2009 at 10:51 am

    “…images of a pregnant Kanye West…”

    With big white sunglasses…

  9. Rachel | March 4, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    ^ And holding a teddy bear.

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