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And I say “good riddance.” Karina Smirnoff (I think I drank that last night) was on the red carpet for the Bravo 1st Annual A-List Awards and confirmed that she’s been dumped by Dancing with the Stars partner Mario Lopez. She told reporters that she thinks he’s a great guy, but that they are both concentrating on their careers.

Let’s face it, Rina, you couldn’t handle cakes that perky! That man’s body is a national f*ckign treasure, and you are not the curator for it! Look at that smile! It’s blinding.

There are two things I will always be grateful to Mario Lopez for:
1) That shower scene on Nip/Tuck (hot damn) and 2) That kick-ass episode of The Golden Girls when he was the illegal immigrant that Dorothy was tutoring. And he ran away to the movie theater. Imagine Bea Arthur sitting in front of you in the movie theater? Ma’am, can you please remove your hat? Oh.

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