Karrine Stephans Must Have A Vagina The Size Of The Holland Tunnel

August 1st, 2007 // 111 Comments

Sorry to work blue, but this one’s down and dirty. Karrinne Stephans, aka “Superhead”, is a video vixen/authoress/penis addict who’s famous for allegedly having been plowed by any black man who’s ever had a record contract and a penis. Seriously, does she actually just come into the room when you finish signing the document and drop her panties? She’s up front about all this in her new book – “The Vixen Diaries”. When I say upfront, I say she goes into descriptions about the men she’s had in almost gynecological terms. Oh, and she outs Usher. Yeah!

How was the sex?
It was f*cking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there.
This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard
time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.

Lovely! Homophobic bitch. Kidding, I probably woulda gotten nauseous, too. For your reading pleasure, I’m going to run the entire list of men she says she’s banged and her description of how it was. This woman studies penis like a judge at a dog show. Which is an appropriate analogy. Enjoy!

List of Rappers

Mystikal – long
Trick Daddy – long and full of energy
Twista – medium
Will Smith – long
Xzibit – long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap – Long but cant fuck
Talib Kweli – medium
Redman – hung like a banana
Black Thought – medium
Russel Simmons – small
Khujo from Goodie Mob – very long
Ja Rule – Long and full of energy
Jay-Z – Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he’s on top
OutKast – Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre’s is long and slim
Pete Rock – big
Puff Daddy – medium
Rakim – Long
Mobb Deep – havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. – Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas – small
Nelly – medium
Scarface – medium
Snoop Dogg – too long
Ol’ Dirty Bastard – may his big dick rest in peace
Clipse – They’re both long but they cant fuck and Pusha T’s breath stinks
Common – Long but too skinny
Da Brat – can eat a pussy.
Mos Def – long but his breath stinks
Timbaland – long and fat but cant fuck and comes to quick
Too $hort – long and thick but talks to much shit in bed
Q Tip – long but skinny. He has an asshole personality
Mase – Long but he has an asshole personality too
Master P – nice and long and can fuck
Method Man – Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott – pussy has a bad odor
50 Cent – medium/long
Big Punisher – The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes – Big and long bit cant fuck. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus – real long
Noreaga – Long but he cant fuck
Lil Wayne – nice and long
Kanye West – Big but he cant fuck
KRS-One – small
LL Cool J – Nice and fat
The LOX – All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris – Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX – Long and can fuck forever
Fabolous – big dick but comes to fast
Fat Joe – small at first but when erect he’s impressive.
Wyclef – Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah – Long but he comes to quick

Charming. How much for a condo in that complex in her vajay? You know it’s big enough. Complete with parking.

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Comments (111)

  1. kittycatastrophe | August 1, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    How much did Bill Maher pay this trick not to discuss his “personal” in her book?

    If ho-ing is all you know how to do you might as well play it up as a strength and hope it keeps paying out in Alize and invites to D-List parties.

  2. T-Bone | August 1, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    And she’s proud of that list? Perhaps she should put herself on it:

    Karrinne Stephans – walking STD

  3. Zekers | August 1, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    Unreal. Unreal that she did this and unreal that she tells the world about it…

  4. S_M_G | August 1, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    That is just fabolous :-) LMAO!

  5. audrey | August 1, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    I feel so dirty, but I loved it. Who would want to f*ck half the people on this list? She deserves every penny!!!

  6. London the Chihuahua | August 1, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    “May his big dick rest in peace”. Hahahaha. Where the hell did you get this bitch.

  7. slurred speech | August 1, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    Dang, this girl is about to get offed by any one of those guys. And even after all those names, all those descriptions, the only one I want to know about is Bill Mahrer.

  8. Wow.. | August 1, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    I doubt any of that is true… I mean, when would she find time to meet some of those people?

  9. essie | August 1, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    This is her second book and the first one sold MILLIONS!!!

    This girl is something special. I don’t think any of the guys on the list care what she says about them. She give good head!!!

  10. green cardigan | August 1, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Does she keep a little notebook beside her bed and jot down notes after each performance ? How does she remember all that?

  11. Am | August 1, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    OMGosh…that was hilarious.

  12. Zekers | August 1, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Pure speculation: she is still “seeing” Bill Maher…maybe he’ll make the next book, so keep your pants on…sorry…

  13. sweetmamagirl | August 1, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    Yeah, good point, green cardigan, how DOES she remember all that? I can’t even remember 1/2 the guys I effed, either..

  14. newfgirl | August 1, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Gross, yes. Highly entertaining? Hell yes!!

  15. Kelly Rummelhart | August 1, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    Wow, I need to go shower and head to Planned Parenthood . . . . I’m sure I caught something just reading about her sexploits!

    Oh- and love the line about like a can of air freshner . . . if I was young and whoring around I may have to use that one.

  16. rootabega | August 1, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    thanks, i just barfed on my keyboard.

  17. Sarah | August 1, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    LOL WOW! LOL
    THAT’S A LOTTA RAPPER DICK!

  18. Republic | August 1, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    So she takes a spinning class on their peters and is proud? I remember her saying on a show called sexploitation(iirc) on VH1. She remarked about always finding money on her night stand or having it deposited into her account. So she’s what, a prostitute without the title?

  19. nykol | August 1, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    ok first off this is my opinion if it was a guy talking about all the famous women he slpet with he would get the playa of the year award now i must ask why are so many people hating on her because she has slpet with men that if given the chance some women would slpet with in a heartbeat lets be real here so i mean why all the negative because she is putting the famous men on front but don’t we do it now ladys/gentlemen i mean u go and tell your boyz or girls about if he was big or good or was a freak or whatever so again why are we hating i mean men bost all the damn time in videos whatever let her do her thing i believe all the men know how she is and she is still f*#king all of them so get over it when it is all said and done she will be the only one getting judged for her actions so just bagback and let her make her money again for the ladys i know hafl of u that commented who slept with more than one man on the list if the chance ever pesented itself

  20. nykol | August 1, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    ok first off this is my opinion if it was a guy talking about all the famous women he slpet with he would get the playa of the year award now i must ask why are so many people hating on her because she has slpet with men that if given the chance some women would slpet with in a heartbeat lets be real here so i mean why all the negative because she is putting the famous men on front but don’t we do it now ladys/gentlemen i mean u go and tell your boyz or girls about if he was big or good or was a freak or whatever so again why are we hating i mean men bost all the damn time in videos whatever let her do her thing i believe all the men know how she is and she is still f*#king all of them so get over it when it is all said and done she will be the only one getting judged for her actions so just bagback and let her make her money again for the ladys i know hafl of u that commented who slept with more than one man on the list if the chance ever pesented itself

  21. nykol | August 1, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    ok first off this is my opinion if it was a guy talking about all the famous women he slpet with he would get the playa of the year award now i must ask why are so many people hating on her because she has slpet with men that if given the chance some women would slpet with in a heartbeat lets be real here so i mean why all the negative because she is putting the famous men on front but don’t we do it now ladys/gentlemen i mean u go and tell your boyz or girls about if he was big or good or was a freak or whatever so again why are we hating i mean men bost all the damn time in videos whatever let her do her thing i believe all the men know how she is and she is still f*#king all of them so get over it when it is all said and done she will be the only one getting judged for her actions so just bagback and let her make her money again for the ladys i know hafl of u that commented who slept with more than one man on the list if the chance ever pesented itself

  22. Faith | August 1, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    Lots of bad smelling breath and bad smelling body parts. She is one classy bitch! LMAO!

  23. logan767 | August 1, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    i love it when a girl who fucks a guy once comments on his breath and/or fucking ability. if you’re sleeping around with everyone, do you think the guy’s going to make much of an effort to please you? no! he’s just going to get what he wants, and get out of there…

    and i agree with the poster who said that if it were a male rapper, he’d be player of the year. however, my comment above stands for the men as well. if you’re going to be running around with women like this, expect to be a list where people say your dick is too think and you cum too fast. what is this,fucking high school?

  24. Cait | August 1, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    My head hurts after reading that last comment.

    But hey, they didn’t call her “Superhead” for nothing, I guess.

  25. GirlyGirl | August 1, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    nykol,

    Hooked on Phonics did not work so well for you, eh?

    I’m pretty sure she’s had her last famous dick… I don’t care if her vajay-jay is solid gold, NO man wants to f$%k a woman who tells the world about the size of his tool and whether or not he knows how to use it…

    Finally, I’m a feminist. i’m all for sexual equality. But this chick is a whore- she took money for it TWICE- once of the nightstand, and again by exploiting it in books… sex for cash = prostitution.

  26. tanffiny | August 1, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    yes i agree with logan767 & nykol but what i find crazy is have of these rappers or whatever are married so when do this stuff happen and what does the wifes have to say because superhead is bascially to me saying yeah i slept with your man and he was either good or bad and what i mean really are we in high i mean how old are u again the first book yes was cool entertaining but come the hell on here there is to much death, and despare in the world but for some people they get off on this kind of bs okay so you f*#ked him and her and the whole damn crew so what i mean the real question like logan said how can u judge by just one time you are a ho so why should they take there time u are a human waste basket plain and simple look at it when they are done they are done and when her moneys starts to run drive she starts naming some names this is crazy but hey if thatis all you know then more power to you but i would love to ask her two questions one you is raising your son while you are while you are being tossed around like a pretty human waste basket two what will you tell your son when he gets to be a teenagetr and reads all of yours books and ronnie ho quotes and any men or women that knows you and your game but stills desides to slept with you i pray they protect themselves and their tongues because it is too much stuff out here for just one night with a woman you can drive a truck up in we have got to do better and why hasn’t she put her white clients on blast

  27. jada | August 1, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    this girl has some mental issues that she needs to straighten out pronto. I am far from a virgin, but being the mother of a 5 year old son makes me very cautious about who I bring into my life. I am in a very long-term relationship, and our bond is strong enough to keep the sex hot even after almost 4 years. I’ll be glad when she can settle down enough to find a man who loves her and gives HIM all that good stuff instead of spreading it around because when she’s older and saggy, looking a hot mess, she will be alone.

    I sincerely pray for the broad

  28. Kare Bear | August 1, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    Nykol Plllllleease go back to school. I thought that the first two times that you had SLEPT spelled “slpet” that it might be a typo until I saw it a third or fourth time & it’s BOAST not “bost” damn wtf?? reading your comment was damn near painful but it’s clear your thought pattern matches your education.

    More than half of the men on her list are married I think that the wives should all get together & beat her down!! She is a walking ad for contraceptives. Doesn’t she know about EAZY-E and Magic Johnson? She makes me ill. What is she trying to ruin married couples with this because no one will ever think of putting a ring on her finger? You know you can’t make a whore into a housewife!!!

  29. green cardigan | August 1, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Just a thought….if a guy wrote a book like this with a list of ladies he’d had his wicked way with, and printed their names with a ‘too —-’ comment beside, there would be uproar.

    If it’s the age of equality, that applies on all sides.

  30. Lily | August 1, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    That’s so freakin awesome and disgusting all at once!

    Nylon, experience the joy of punctuation.

  31. T-Bone | August 1, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    Nykol, NO ONE should allow themselves to be used as a doormat and a whore (MAN NOR WOMAN). People (MEN AND WOMEN) ought to have respect for their bodies. I don’t care how much this woman claims to LOVE sex, she HATES herself.

  32. nykol | August 1, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    LOL at girlgirl ( or girlfreakingirl) all i have to say is giiirrlll stttoooppp please like i said before one time or another you have commented of the size of a man so stop fronting and be real was she right to tell the world no like i said agian thesse men knew her or knew of her so the should not be surpised by this some probably will welcome the attention but who are u to judge her actions if even the chance to slept with the man or woman of your dreams you would point freaking blank and if he wined and dined you or gave you money or took you shopping the next damn day or just give you something wouldn’t that make u a prostitute too think about that is the problem people are to quick to judge you can’t change everybody some people do not want to change and some will not so just over it feminist damn and you can kiss my hook on Phonics ass

  33. Angietothemax | August 1, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    Yeah, Superhead stepped up the game! If you’re going to do it you might as well profit from it.

  34. newfgirl | August 1, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    Eye luv tpyos, they r intertainting.

  35. Dathu | August 1, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    What does she means by “he can’t fuck” !!!
    He don’t to fuck that nasty bitch or he really CANNOT ??

  36. lizbeth | August 1, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    I am speechless…………

  37. lizbeth | August 1, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    I am speechless…………

  38. little geezer | August 1, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Full Stop . A period indicating the end of a sentence.

  39. nykol | August 1, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    first off LOL AT KAERBAER OR WHATEVER AND T-BONE FIRST I WILL ADDRESS KAREBEAR FIRST YOU CAN KICK ROCKS FOR ALL I CARE OKAY SO KEARBEAR HAS NEVER MADE ANY TYPING ERRORS MORE THAN ONCE SORRY I AM HUMAN AND MY EDUCATION YOU NEED TO CHECK YOURSELF RIGHT THEIR LOOK KID JUST STOP IT LIKE I SAID BEFORE THIS IS MY OPINION IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY EDUCATTION SO I AM GOING TO STOP RIGHT THEIR BECAUSE MY EDUCATION IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS SWEETY YOU SHOULD BE HOWEVER WORRIED ABOUT YOUR OWN BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING NO NEED TO COMMENT ON YOU ANY FUTHER ON KARE BEAR WHO??????????? GO BACK TO WATCHING CARTOONS AND LET US GROWN FOLKS TALK (OR IF YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND THAT) SHUT UP AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU TO STAY IN A CHILDS PLACE) TOO MANY KIDS HAVE COMPUTERS THESE DAYS NOW T-BONE HONEY I DO AGREE NO WOMAN OR MAN SHOULD BE USE AS A DOOR MAT BUT SHE HAS CHOOSEN THAT LIFE NO ONE FORCED HER TO SLEPT WITH THESE MEN SHE IS GROWN AND SO ARE THEY WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE HER MY POINT WAS SINCE NO ONE GETS IT IS DO YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER DO YOU PAY HER BILLS DO YOU DO ANYTHING FOR HER SO WHY ARE WE HATING ON HER AND HER CHOICE OF HUSTLE THAT IS ACTUALLT THAT HER HUSTLE AGREE OR NOT ITS HER CHOICE THE MEN MORE THAN LIKELY KNOW ALL ABOUT HER AND THEY STILL CHOSE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER DOES IT MAKE IT OKAY NO BUT TRUST THEY ARE ALOT OF OTHER CELEBS, VIDEO GIRLS, ETC OUT THERE DOING THE SAME THING THE DIFFRENCE THEY ARE NOT BROADCASTING IT AT THIS TIME OR MAYBE NEVER WILL TELL BUT AGAIN AT THE END OF THE DAY IT IS HER LIFE AND CHOICE POINT BLANK

  40. Jessica F | August 1, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    Will Smith?? Seriously? Aww, I thought he was so much more than that.

  41. xtra | August 1, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Missy Elliot ?? Having an ‘all men are bastards’ day?

  42. realvixennlif | August 1, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    There’s a hole in the Usher story, Usher’s father is Haitian but he did not grow up with him so how would he know how to speak creole…Does not make sense.
    Also I have no problem with people who have many sexual partners as long as it’s done in a respectful way. Although I do command her for being proud of what she’s done but I read her first book and she was far from being respected and put herself in situations that compromised her dignity.
    I would understand if this was an extra-curricular but that was her job, to go around and be a slop mop for rappers. And that’s not acceptable for either men or women. It’s plain dirty!

  43. Jessica | August 1, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    Is this crazy bitch (nykol, tanfinny, logan767) having an incoherent conversation with herself? What are you, drunk?

    “WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE HER MY POINT WAS SINCE NO ONE GETS IT IS DO YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER DO YOU PAY HER BILLS DO YOU DO ANYTHING FOR HER SO WHY ARE WE HATING ON HER AND HER CHOICE OF HUSTLE THAT IS ACTUALLT”

    Why can you not see that this is unreadable?

  44. kittycatastrophe | August 1, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    I’ve figured out why Karrine manages to hook-up with rappers time after time despite her filthy whore reputation. Daring to do her has got to be some twisted rite of passage into the world of commercial rap success.

  45. FOREAL | August 1, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    YOU ALL ARE MISSING ONE IMPORTANT THING SHE DOESN’T CARE SHE DOESN’T LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE AS MEN OR WOMEN SHE LOOKS AT THEM LIKE THEY ARE HER MEAL TICKET AND THEY ARE THEY ARE PLAYING HER GAME TOO LEAVING HER MONEY, GIFTS ETC AND SOME PROBABLY DIDN’T GIVE HER ENOUGH AND SO THEY END UP IN HER BOOK AND SOME ARE LABLED A BAD LOVER SHE IS A HUSLTER SHE USING WHAT SHE HAS TO GET WHAT SHE WANTS AND SHE IS OPEN AND HONEST ABOUT IT NOW IF THEY ARE GOOD OR NOT THAT IS HER OPINION OF THEIR ENCOUNTER SO YOU CAN NOT GO OFF THAT WHATS NOT GOOD TO HER MAYBE GOOD TO SOMEONE ELSE OR MAYBE THEY ARE JUST GETTING THEIR ROCKS OFF AND REALLY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT IF SHE GETS HERS TO ME IT SOUNDS LIKE I WOULD SAY SHE DOESN’T GET OFF SEX BUT I THINK SHE GETS OFF ON 1 THEY ARE FAMOUS 2 SOME ARE MILLIONAIRES AND ALL SHE SEES IS DOLLAR SIGNS 3 AND SOME HAVE WIFES 4 AND THIS IS ALOT EASIER THAN WORKING IT ISN’T ABOUT THE SEX ITS ABOUT THE POWER SOME OF THESE PEOPLE SEEK HER OUT TO SEE IF THAT SUPERHEAD STUFF IS TRUE OR NOT IT GOES WAY BEYOND SEX AND NAMES

  46. newfgirl | August 1, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    YIKES!! Just say no to crack. Methinks someone has their panties in a bunch…

  47. nykol | August 1, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    SEE THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH THE FUCKING WORLD TO JESSCIA THIS IS NYKOL I WAS AGREEING WITH TANFINNY AND LOGAN ARE YOU DRUNK BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING HER? ARE YOU PAYING HER BILLS? ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING FOR HER? READ BOITCH AND CAN U SEE IT IS ONLY OPINIONS U BITTERBITCH BETTER YET WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A CHAPTER FOR SUPERHEAD AND GO FUCK OFF NOW IS THAT READABLE YOU AND ANY ONE ELSE WHO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY CAN KICK FUCKING ROCKS AND AGAIN I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BLOG FOR GROWN PEOPLE WHY ARE THESE KIDS STILL COMMENTING DOESN’T IPS HAVE A FIREWALL OR SOMETHING THAT STOPS THESE KIDS FROM GETTING ONLINE JESSICA SWEETY YOU CAN GO AND PLAY IN TRAFFIC NOW AND REMEMBER DO NOT TALK UNLESS YOU ARE SPOKEN TO OKAY DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU ANYTHING DAMN WHERE ARE THE PARENTS

  48. green cardigan | August 1, 2007 at 3:43 pm

    YO, STOP FRONTIN’ YOU AIN’T ALL DAT GURLFRIEND

  49. GirlyGirl | August 1, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    Uh, Nykol, for the love of god CALM DOWN. First, stop using all caps. Its like you are yelling at me- except because you are illiterate it is like you are yelling at me in Vietnamese.

    I’m not sure why the pussy posse is posting like crazy here defending a women, who, by her own admission is a whore (that means she says she is a slut).

    You don’t know her. I don’t know her. Jessica and newfgirl and littlegeezer are funny. I mean, they are writing with wit. Clever. Humorous. As opposed to, well, those of you who have never seen a comma, can’t differentiate between to/two/too to save your life, and don’t know what the hell you just read because ‘differentiate’ is a 5 syllable word.

    Let’s get some perspective people. Really.

    p.s. I am SO glas she did not burst my secret jungle fever LL Cool J fantasy

    (See? THAT was funny- a joke. Not illiterately cursing people out for their opinions… )

  50. newfgirl | August 1, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    GirlyGirl: HAAA! There’s just something about poor grammar and punctuation (or lack thereof) that invites ridicule. We all have opinions, but unless they’re expressed coherently, PLOLPE NED 2 SHUT TEH FCKU UP!!

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