Kate Hudson And Lance Armstrong Part Genitals

July 30th, 2008 // 4 Comments

Quickie couple Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have ceased having sex and moved on to the next available lovers.

There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things,” an insider says. “There is no hatred, just sadness.”

Sad because they’re not in coitus with someone at the moment. These two move FAST. They met, banged, introduced their families to each other, banged, left.

So it was basically all about getting laid. That’s fine. Though that bracelet Lance is always sporting shouldn’t say “Livestrong.” It should say “Livewhorey.”


Quickie couple Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have ceased having sex and moved on to the next available lovers.

There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things,” an insider says. “There is no hatred, just sadness.”

Sad because they’re not in coitus with someone at the moment. These two move FAST. They met, banged, introduced their families to each other, banged, left.

So it was basically all about getting laid. That’s fine. Though that
bracelet Lance is always sporting shouldn’t say “Livestrong.” It should
say “Livewhorey.”

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Comments (4)

  1. Juanita | July 30, 2008 at 9:52 am

    Well now there’s a surprise. But that’s ok. He’ll just drag his poor gloomy-looking kids along to the next catch, and the next, and the next …
    As for little Ryder, the same applies. No wonder those kids never smile.

  2. devil | July 30, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Kate Hudson can do much better than Lance Armstrong. Glad to see she finally realized it.

  3. Zelda F. | July 30, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Thank GOD we don’t have to be subjected to any more stories about those two.

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