Katie Holmes Pegs Her Pants, Takes Suri For Possible Escape Attempt

August 6th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Run, bitch, run! Is that why the shorn Katie Holmes pegged her pants? Because she can get around quicker? Here’s Tom Cruise’s appendage and their babychild Suri at a park in NYC.

Katie Holmes is totally bringing back what I wore in the seventh grade. All she needs now is a Champion sweatshirt with a turtleneck underneath, and a rat tail. Seriously, are those jeans Girbaud or Z. Cavaricci? This is giving me a Chess King moment.

Suri always has that huge bottle with her. It’s filled with Scientology drugs, and someone needs to effect a rescue. She’s going to end up having to be detoxed and deprogrammed.

Click any image to view all 10 photos of Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise in the gallery!


Run, bitch, run! Is that why the shorn Katie Holmes pegged her pants? Because she can get around quicker? Here’s Tom Cruise’s appendage and their babychild Suri at a park in NYC.Katie Holmes is totally bringing back what I wore in the seventh grade.
All she needs now is a Champion sweatshirt with a turtleneck
underneath, and a rat tail. Seriously, are those jeans Girbaud or Z.
Cavaricci? This is giving me a Chess King moment.Suri always
has that huge bottle with her. It’s filled with Scientology drugs, and
someone needs to effect a rescue. She’s going to end up having to be
detoxed and deprogrammed.Check out all 10 photos of Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise in the gallery!

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Comments (7)

  1. green cardigan | August 6, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Her style is all over the place. She looks like she is getting advise on how to dress from Amy Winehouse, New Kids on the Block, her granny and Victoria Beckham.

    And I think it’s time Tomo freshened up that turkey baster. Suri could do with a sibling of her own age. She looks a little forlorn.

  2. question | August 6, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Why does she always look so drawn and malnourished???

  3. CelebrityFanChat Raph | August 6, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Good to see Suri again. Katie looks sad and awful in past few days.

  4. Omar | August 6, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Pay attention to your child!

  5. Don | August 6, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    Looks like Tom finally has the boyfriend he always wanted.

  6. btchyspice | August 6, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    um, kid still sucking on a bottle. and it’s not jack.

  7. Candace | August 7, 2008 at 3:54 am

    It’s been in the 90′s in NYC, why the sweaters????

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