The elegant Katie Price, aka Jordan, has a new book out and in it she claims she tried to commit suicide. In “Taking It To The Limit”, Katie claims she got hopped up on drugs and pissed off her gay husband so much that he threatened to leave her and take the kids. Jordan responded by going off on a high speed pity party in her whip, and considering crashing into a wall. Lame. In her book she says she thought “”Shall I end it all now? Drive into this wall and kill myself?” Do it! You won’t do it! Suffice to say, she probably just got her boobs done for the 3000th time and that was that. She also reveals that she suffered postpartum depression and didn’t have sex for months. Hopefully, husband Peter Andre took this opportunity to explore his wildest fantasies in the bushes in parks. Hey, it works for George Michael! I love how she’s wearing her “writer black” outfit in these pics. She’s a serious authoress.
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More of a nip-slip free Katie Price promoting her book after the jump.
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And sadly, people bought her first two books, thereby greenlighting a third. This is why society is falling apart.
……..TRY TO BLOW UP YOUR BOOBS!!
Jeez Gerard…how old are you???
I’m all for a nice, soft, natural pinkish lip color hue, but this frosted lilac-looking stuff is too much.
A black bra under that sweater would have been sexier. And a different shade of lipstick of those filler plumped lips.
A black bra under that sweater would have been sexier. And a different shade of lipstick of those filler plumped lips.
Hay katie.i think u luk great and ur new boobs and nose u ad dun luk great.i was ur tv programmes and i think that ur a great mum to ur 3 kids 4 if u count pete.all the best katie