Katie Price Sells Bordello Bedding

July 29th, 2008 // 14 Comments

Katie Price, tastemaker, triumphant litigant and prolific pretend author, has launched a line of bedding the pattern for which it looks like must have taken an hour to design, if that.

I’m guessing she’s showcasing her most impressive design, which
features a black background with a series of hearts in various shapes
and sizes. I know this is wrong,
but I have a feeling her son Harvey might have come up with this
particular pattern on his own, using a Microsoft Paint program from the
90s.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’d really like to take a black light to those sheets. I have a feeling that might expose something far more interesting and revealing than these dopey hearts.

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Comments (14)

  1. Randy McCauley | July 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Okay, I design “stuff” all day and I just can’t imagine this woman doing it! Now, if she told me she had a line of “Tan in a Can” coming out, I would have no problem believing she was the CEO of the operation. To the company that let her get near the bad fabric samples and throw a few things together, shame on you.

    PS
    This collection is available exclusively at Sex Shops across America.

  2. Randy McCauley | July 29, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Okay, I design “stuff” all day and I just can’t imagine this woman doing it! Now, if she told me she had a line of “Tan in a Can” coming out, I would have no problem believing she was the CEO of the operation. To the company that let her get near the bad fabric samples and throw a few things together, shame on you.

    PS
    This collection is available exclusively at Sex Shops across America.

  3. Randy McCauley | July 29, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Okay, I design “stuff” all day and I just can’t imagine this woman doing it! Now, if she told me she had a line of “Tan in a Can” coming out, I would have no problem believing she was the CEO of the operation. To the company that let her get near the bad fabric samples and throw a few things together, shame on you.

    PS
    This collection is available exclusively at Sex Shops across America.

  4. Snow Pie | July 29, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    Her anorexia is disgusting.

    Eat or die, bitch. It’s your call.

  5. ciccy | July 29, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    I cann’t believe she is so hot on a famous dating site “tallkiss.com”, why people there like her so much!

  6. ciccy | July 29, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    I cann’t believe she is so hot on a famous dating site “tallkiss.com”, why people there like her so much!

  7. Zelda F. | July 29, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    That will get her an invitation to The Cartier Polo Event and Ascot.

  8. norway | July 30, 2008 at 1:36 am

    OMG Gain som weight girl

  9. Kris | July 30, 2008 at 2:39 am

    Used to like her edginess, but really..her legs look like 2 sticks now. Not cute.

  10. aw! | July 30, 2008 at 8:11 am

    She looks like shit and I wouldn’t buy her lice-ridden sheets for $.25!! Nasty-ass ho.

  11. Julia | July 30, 2008 at 9:51 am

    dont like her dont like the sheets but dont take the P**s out of Harvey – making fun of disabled children is lower than low

  12. Lil Ole Me | July 30, 2008 at 11:58 am

    She is NOT hot at all. And damn skinny. I’m thin but THAT shit is skinny and nasty.

  13. cris | September 21, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    can’t believe that so many people take the time and effort to be so critically destructive about another human being….whatever Katie Price has managed to earn herself a brilliant life style and proved she is an excellent business woman. I admire the woman and wish her well.

  14. cris | September 21, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    there are not many people out there who could cope with three kids, one of them being disabled, working full time and looking so good….maybe thats why shes so slim! Good Luck with the new bedding range Katie, I for one will be looking to buy some.

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