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I love it. This is what a snowflake would look like if a snowflake could be slutty. Katie Price AKA Jordan trotted out her tan globules of silicone to help sell her latest book, Angel Uncovered. Look at them, they’re still buoyant with victory after her recent court date.

Can you believe this woman has 17 books out that have all gone to number one? Understandably, Price says this fact has aroused envy in the highly-competitive world of book writin’.

In an interview, Katie explained: “I think they are just jealous because my books seem to sell more than most of theirs. But I can’t help that. I obviously write good stuff.”

So…this is the Queen of England, right? I could tell cause of the tiara and cause she’s fancy.

I love it. This is what a snowflake would look like if a snowflake
could be slutty. Katie Price AKA Jordan trotted out her tan globules of
silicone to help sell her latest book, Angel Uncovered. Look at them, they’re still buoyant with victory after her recent court date.

Can you believe this woman has 17 books out that have all gone to
number one? Understandably, Price says this fact has aroused envy in
the highly-competitive world of book writin’.

In an interview,
Katie explained: “I think they are just jealous because my books seem
to sell more than most of theirs. But I can’t help that. I obviously
write good stuff.”

So…this is the Queen of England, right? I could tell cause of the tiara and cause she’s fancy.