Katie Price’s Lips Are About To Blow Up Off Her Face

August 14th, 2008 // 5 Comments

Rejected by polo Katie Price didn’t just stop with the breast chop. She apparently also came to LA to get her lips…shot up….twisted…enlarged…swolled up…mutilated?

Can she even open those things? They look painful. She looks like a damn duck.

And how do you match your lips to your blotchy self-tanner? Is there a shade called “Blotchy Self-Tanner”?

I feel more at ease looking at Jeff Goldblum when he was in the half-man/half-fly configuration and throwing up on things in The Fly.

Click any image to view all 45+ photos of Katie Price shopping up a storm in the gallery!


Rejected by polo Katie Price didn’t just stop with the breast chop. She apparently also came to LA to get her lips…shot up….twisted…enlarged…swolled up…mutilated?Can she even open those things? They look painful. She looks like a damn duck.And how do you match your lips to your blotchy self-tanner? Is there a shade called “Blotchy Self-Tanner”? I feel more at ease looking at Jeff Goldblum when he was in the half-man/half-fly configuration and throwing up on things in The Fly.Check out all 45+ photos of Katie Price shopping up a storm in the gallery!

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Comments (5)

  1. chiapet | August 14, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Please do not confuse me for a fan of this woman/freak of nature, but I absolutely love the sweater she’s wearing.

    Any of you lovely socialite types recognize it? Help a girl out?

  2. My $.02 | August 14, 2008 at 9:34 am

    Whoa, can you say Karen Carpenter? She needs some serious help!

  3. Rosa | August 14, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Katie is a serious mental case!! The more she goes under the knife, the more ugly she’s become. Saying she looks like a duck is an insult to a duck!! Like the above poster said she is a freak of nature and needs therapy to deal with her psychologycal problems rather than wasting money to alter her appearance every few months. *Shudders*

  4. key | August 29, 2008 at 8:00 am

    i dont actually think it looks that bad :S
    i think shes still gorjus

  5. Charlz | September 6, 2008 at 8:14 am

    she looks like the cat in the hat

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