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Singer Katy Perry dreamed what every little girl dreams of; having big boobs. She claims she was rewarded, but hey, they aren’t huge.
She said: “I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet.”
“Eventually that request was granted. A bit of divine intervention displays the power of prayer. Every time before I go on stage, or go out where I know there will be a lot of Press, I take a skipping rope and spend about ten minutes, fully clothed, skipping.”
“I look like Rocky. This way I can ensure that everything is firmly in place and I won’t have a wardrobe malfunction. Don’t want those boulders doing a show of their own.”
Wow. Like Rocky. In a funky dress. How is it that the Lord gave Katy the boobs she wanted, but there are still starving children in Africa? Life is just not fair.
Gallery Info: Katy Perry performing live in concert at the Enmore Theatre in Sydney, Australia
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