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It seems that Keanu Reeves can still score some random ass, despite looking like a hobo most of the time. Good for him, I guess. From Page Six:
The “Matrix” star went to South Beach steakhouse Prime 112 the other night, and while he was outside waiting to be seated, a “hot blonde pulled up in a red Porsche turbo Cabriolet, and he started chatting her up,” said our spy. “Her cheesy license plate read ‘NEW 007,’ and Keanu got her number before heading inside to sit with his friends.”
I suppose every Barbie needs her Ken–even if it is a stinky, shaggy-haired, confused-looking Ken. I kid, Keanu, but really, I hear you stink.
HE’S HOT TO TROT [Page Six | New York Post]
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…and the Post’s spy was Ms Red Porsche herself, I bet!
BTW, the “Keanu stinks” is one of those persistent internet myths…, same as “Keanu’s dumb”.