Ke$ha Wears Her Placenta Around Her Neck And Threw Up In Paris Hilton’s Closet

January 20th, 2010 // 3 Comments

Singer Ke$ha owned up to a lot of flat-out crazy shit in an Us Magazine interview today. The 22-year-old admits to writing songs “about guys I’m stalking” as well as breaking into Prince’s house to give him her demo (she paid his gardener $5 and she squeezed under the gate, in case anyone was looking for tips).

A quick journey back to the “Tik Tok” singer’s simple, humble beginnings: born in the middle of a party in the San Fernando Valley, Ke$ha went on to do normal teenage things, like guest-star on The Simple Life, sexy dance in a Katy Perry video and throw up in Paris Hilton’s closet at a party before she got her big break. She also noted a strong bond with her mother, who kept her grounded.

“My mom found my placenta and she crushed it up in a blender and made it
into a necklace that I wear everyday,” Ke$ha reminisced. “It’s supposed to make me psychic.”

The interviewer then draws comparisons between the pop singer and Lady Gaga. They’re both blonde! And they both like kissing girls! And Ke$ha, pictured performing live on MuchMusic’s ‘MuchOnDemand’ television show in Toronto, is obviously making some sort of meta-commentary on the rece$$ion and our materiali$tic $ociety with her performance art.

Hmm on second thought…maybe she’s just plain trashy! 

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Comments (3)

  1. whatever! | January 20, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    her mom “found” her placenta? What? The woman kept it for 22 years? Whatever. Totally bogus. They got rid it as medical waste and you are a lying waste of space. Is your 15 minutes up yet?

  2. Thaye | May 15, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Hahaha :-)

    I just came here by incident via a link in a recent article on SPIN.com. Seems like her “15 minutes” are still not up yet, and it’s been 1.5 years thus far. I hope you’re looking forward to the NEXT 1.5 years.

    Regards, keep hating. And thank you, you gave me a good laugh. Because as time proves you wrong, you’re perfectly making a fool of yourself with comments like this.

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