Keira Knightley Talks Like A Drunken Sailor

June 5th, 2006 // 8 Comments

Watch out! The adorable Pride and Prejudice actress Keira Knightley has a mouth on her. In an interview will Elle magazine, Keira lets us in to Keira’s world:

She doesn’t exercise because, “I’m trying to go ‘[bleep] it’ and have bowls of pasta or whatever makes me happy … [Bleep] it, you’ve got one life – live it.”

In regards to the nude Vanity Fair cover, she says, “I’m not completely comfortable with my body but I just thought, ‘[Bleep] it.’”

She makes funny x-rated jewelery for her family and friends. “I did one for my brother that said ‘f–k’ … and I do ‘d–khead,’ too.”

She sat next to Jack Nicholson at the Oscars, when she was nominated for Pride and Prejudice – “a true [bleep]ing Hollywood moment.”

She loves her wine and was totally “annihilated” at her 21st birthday party so she donned a pig mask because “my make-up was smeared round my face.”

Yep, that’s Keira in a nutshell.

Keira Goes Bleep! Bleep! [Page Six]

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Comments (8)

  1. mariootsa | June 5, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    just wait until you get past your twenties, darling…large plates of pasta+no working out=cellulite in places you never thought possible…just saying. we all think it will never happen to us. and we all know there are no expectations or intense demands on actresses to look INCREDIBLE, right? right?

  2. Draya | June 5, 2006 at 3:01 pm

    Keira’s real cutie, but somebody better tell her that goddess-like figure won’t last long without help from the gym and the kitchen!

  3. lindaaaa | June 5, 2006 at 7:02 pm

    cellulite doesn’t come with pasta, but with age and genetically. Nicole Kidman has ceullulite, for God’s sake. So it’s not how fat you are at all.
    And her “goddess” figure is too thin, she says she wants to have curves. I think she is too thin, but it’s not because she deprives herself from food, it’s just her figure! And it’s better to be thin or very thin when young (especially teen and the 20s), because when you have meat on you from young age, you can only get fatter. And you probably will once you hit the 30s, 40s. So, Keira, don’t get used to eating too much, cause it’s hard to stop.
    In any way, she’s gorgeous! Much prettier than Scarlett Johanson!

  4. raleigh | June 5, 2006 at 8:29 pm

    fuck it? fuck you, kiera.

  5. go raleigh! | June 5, 2006 at 8:38 pm

    wouldn’t it be nice if we could all just say “fuck it”…first you were prissy, now you’re doing and saying all you can NOT to be…just get out of our faces, you disgusting little foetus of a human being!

  6. Spaz | June 5, 2006 at 11:49 pm

    didn’t her dad say he was sorry she was famous because she couldn’t get wasted and screw all kinds of guys?

    That’s one classy f-ckin’ family.

  7. Common_Loser | June 6, 2006 at 10:35 am

    Do you people think that she comes on here and reads your comments about her? Or that she would waste her time caring about what other people think? Furthermore, all that you have read is quotes from a magazine.

    Everyone who has read this message is a loser, including me for even writing it.

    All she is trying to say is that she is not here to impress anyone, and that she is sick of having to act perfect to please all of you hopeless losers. Move on and find something in your own life to care about.

  8. Federik | June 8, 2006 at 6:47 pm

    Keira……….don’t be so stupid you are beatifull don’t ruin your perfect body

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