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Let me just preface this assessment of Keira Knightley’s fashion choices off the red carpet (based almost entirely on this single picture) by stating that I am completely aware that she could simply have woken up this morning, realized she was out of milk (or more believably, cigarettes) and needed to just throw something on to go make a quick little grocery store run, unaware that paparazzi were perched and waiting.

That said, here’s my biggest problem with her outfit. Breasts, no matter how tiny, need never be cinched with a belt. In fact, the belt is making me very suspicious because it indicates that this outfit is less a mistake and more of a calculated mess gone awry.

Also, her dress is eating her feet. I’m assuming it’s just trying to demonstrate to Keira what eating looks like, in the hopes of jogging her memory.

More photos of Keira Knightley and her outfit, after the jump.

Curtain call for Keira Unsightly [Daily Mail]

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