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The “Pirates of the Caribbean” actress recently posed for a photo shoot to be used in an advertising campaign for a new Chanel fragrance and is calling foul on the boobs she’s sporting. The print is promoting Chanel’s Coco Mademoiselle and Keira is posed topless, covering her minimal assets with a bowler.
“Those things certainly weren’t mine.
“We had an interesting discussion when they said: ‘We want to make them slightly larger and you’ll get approval’ and I was like: ‘OK, fine. I honestly don’t give a sh*t’”
I need a Photoshop team in my life to follow me around and enhance whatever’s lacking on my person and diminish the nonsense that stands out too much. In other words, I want to be Mariah Carey.
stolidog | August 16, 2007 at 3:59 pm
dunno why, but she’s the only one of the ano crackheads that i actually like, and i think she’s a good actress…at least she’s not afraid to physically throw herself into a roll.
stolidog | August 16, 2007 at 4:01 pm
i kind of like it the way it is, but, i meant role, not roll.
patricia | August 16, 2007 at 9:07 pm
she looks like natalie portman in the first photo
Aeol | August 17, 2007 at 9:37 am
Of course it’s not her’s. It’s under her armpit for crying out loud
Candy Apple | August 17, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Hee hee! I love that she felt compelled to assure us those monstrous B-cups aren’t hers. Eat some cupcakes you twig!