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Breaking all the commonly held stereotypes of news commentators as sexual dynamos, a woman who had a tryst with Keith Olbermann described her romantic experience with the MSNBC commentator as less than gratifying. From The New York Post:
A 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent, KarmaBites1 said she struck up an e-mail friendship with Olbermann, whom she admired, and agreed to fly to New York to meet him last May. She says he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he “spilled all over.” Then, when “sexual activity began [in] less than an hour,” Olbermann had difficulty. “I pretended he knew what he was doing,” the embittered blogger writes. “I adored the guy. I didn’t want him to think he was a dud in bed,” so she faked experiencing ecstasy.
And now, I’m realizing that I can’t even imagine how people had messy break-ups before the invention of the revenge blog. I guess they had to go out and whisper the tales of their exes’ inadequacies into the ear of the town crier. How quaint.
Written by Lisa Timmons
susiesneds | October 9, 2006 at 9:46 pm
“Keith Olbermann Apparently Sucks in Bed”
…..Uh….ohhh-kayyy….Hmmmm…I’m just trying to figure out WHY anyone would even be remotely interested in actually finding that out first-hand???….yeah….right…still thinking….
Robert | October 10, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Susiesneds is on to something: It’s a much bigger disgrace for this woman to admit to wanting to sleep with Olbermann–let alone actually sleeping with him–than it is to learn he couldn’t chub up enough for her to keep it to herself.
John | April 19, 2007 at 7:42 am
Keith Olbermann. Hmmm…..Piece of crap. Yeah, that about says it.
John | May 11, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Many times when someone claims another person is “lousy in bed”, it’s usually due to the complainer being a dead log in the first place. Olbermann probably discovered the women was a cold fish and figured, “Well, while I’m here, might as well do my thing and she can figure it out on her own”. Every guy knows this at some time or another in his life.
usa! | November 18, 2007 at 3:11 pm
olberman you fucking communist!
Joe | November 29, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Keith ROCKS!
Rob Adcox | January 7, 2008 at 9:06 pm
The fact that Keith Overbite has nothing better to do than attack the O’Reilly Factor tells me that Keith and his liberal loser company MSNBC are getting their asses kicked by Fox, and the silly twits at MSNBC are getting desperate. I’d watch Charles Grodin before I watched this arrogant fool.
PhdPhx | January 24, 2008 at 1:19 am
why would someone in their right minds first admit to all of this,, and if it were so bad be sniveling about it and admitting to “begging him” to see her again… ?? Sounds like she was jilted by her own insignificant dreams and never had any contact with him at all… some people just want to believe they are important…. this person trying to slander this man, well, if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck…. yup,,, it’s a duck! Jealousy of someone in the media, someone who’s views are not shared, even when they are honest about the facts, sadly are often targets by little insignificant people.. didn’t your mother’s ever teach you that if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything???? grow up people….
Richard Espinoza | January 28, 2008 at 2:32 pm
His Name is not Keith Olbermen his New Name is Keith Overbite! Because that what he is an Olberbite. I can not belive people like listing to this piece of Liberal Gargage.
Will Hunting | May 17, 2008 at 10:53 pm
He sucks at everything!
Travis | May 20, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Olbermann what a freakin’ piece of shit
Travis | May 20, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Olbermann what a freakin’ piece of shit
Rush's pharmacist | February 23, 2011 at 3:02 pm
He’s doing exactly what he gets paid to do, which is to drive you wingnuts batshit. Admittedly, that’s not exactly a long trip, but judging from the idiotic rantings here, it sounds like he’s been doing a damned fine job of it.
David Axisrutt | May 27, 2008 at 2:06 am
The reason people are interested in Keith’s twisted sex life is that it offers an explanation for his highly erratic behaviour. Before this came out people assumed he was a GOOD reporter; now they see he’s only venting his frustrations with himself – by picking on people he doesn’t really understand. Olbermann’s palette is not multicoloured. He uses the same stock approach for every attack. The man is obviously deeply tormented – but his solution is an inhumane one. He picks on other people (and unfortunately makes money doing it). It matters not whether these people deserve criticism; Olbermann’s criticism is not founded in a perception of what is right and wrong – only as a way for him to vent his own twisted insides on everyone. This makes Keith Olbermann a particularly unsuitable journalist.
common sense | June 22, 2008 at 10:37 am
Who knew Olbermann slept with women?
common sense | June 22, 2008 at 10:38 am
Who knew Olbermann slept with women? I never would have guessed that.
Rod Mann | June 26, 2008 at 6:42 pm
To David Axisrutt
Olbermann is not a journalist period. He couldn’t even hack it at ESPN reading sports scores.
He’s a LOSER!
Mr.Mudkips | September 4, 2008 at 4:44 pm
You are such a liar and your whole story is full of holes! Every one knows Keith Olbermann is gay.
Gordon | November 10, 2008 at 5:37 pm
He is just like a first grade girl sweet on O’Reilly.So insecure.
teddy obermann | November 13, 2008 at 11:52 pm
KEITH OLBERMANN ROCKS.
rob adcox | December 14, 2008 at 10:34 pm
KEITH OLBERMAN REEKS. SO DO HIS FANS -BOTH OF THEM.
ron | March 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I would pay to watch a debate between Overbite and Mad Maddow on who hates the opposite sex the most !
at least Mad Maddow has the jujones to admit her preference for woman ,on the other hand Overbite hides in the closet hopeing no one will find out his evil twin loves the boys. One other point, Overbite went to a subsiderary of Cornell U for his degree. Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1 applicants).
Olbermann’s incessant lying about having an “Ivy League education” when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a “Yale man.”
quote by (Ann Coulter)
Rush's pharmacist | February 23, 2011 at 2:58 pm
If you’re quoting that transgendered freak Coulter, it’s no wonder you’re so sexually confused.
Seek help.
Obama_Is_The_New_Hitler | March 27, 2009 at 11:01 am
He’s gay, so I’m not surprised he can’t perform with a woman.
He probably got with her to use her as a beard to cover up his closeted status.
Either that, or he did it for sheer ego, then he realized she didn’t look like the male biker type or livestock he normally gets with, and had trouble.
Keith Olbermann | April 22, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Keith Olbermann makes me sick. How the hell do they allow mental retards like that on TV?
Keith Olbermann | April 22, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Of course he had sexual problems with the woman. The only person Keith Olbermann cares about is George Bush. Every time you hear him, its George Bush this, George Bush that. He is infatuated with the man!
They say there is a thin line between love and hate. If that is true, Keith Olbermann absolutely LOVES George Bush!
beefyleefy | May 14, 2009 at 4:24 pm
KEITH OLBERMANN LOOK TO GOOD TO B GAY ALL YALL NEED A LIFE TRYNA TALK ABOUT MY MAN LIKE THAT THIS LADY NEED TOGO ON SOMEWHERE DONT U GET IT U IGNORAME HE DONT WONT U GET OVER IT I HOPE HE MADE ALL THAT CRAP UP ABOUT HES ALLERGIC TO THE PILLOWS AND STUFF Y U GOTTA PUT HIM ON BLAST LIKE THAT JUST CUZ HE DONT LIKE U AND U DONT GET HIS MONEY DOESNT MEAN U GOTTA COMMENT ON HIS PERSONAL LIFE OR HIS SEXUAL LIFE GET OUTTA HERE GO FIND SOMEONE UR OWN AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE LISA TIMMONS | May 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm
YOU. ARE. A NON-FACTOR.
And I hate you.
Action Jackson | September 23, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Keith Olbermann likes the taste of penis.
Rush's pharmacist | February 23, 2011 at 2:57 pm
Why don’t you tell us all what that tastes like, Jackson?
steve | February 17, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I thought Big Keith was a cornholer. Maybe he was trying to act like a normal guy so people wouldn’t talk. He is just a weak stick around the ladys, but show him a mans hairy ass or a sheep and he’ll probably go hog wild.
joseph | February 23, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I think that Keith (the Geek) has the hots for Chris Matthews and is hoping for Chris to get that tingling feeling down his leg again. On the other hand he may be trying to poke his dyke friend Rachel Madcow. Its hard to figure out which of those 3 is the ugliest so it must be a tie.
lisa | March 28, 2010 at 1:59 am
geez people are mean to Keith.
I’m an 18 year old girl and I think he’s damn sexy.
I would SO go there any day of the week. but only if he talked during.. because his voice makes me crazy =] in a good way!