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Kelly O is having a hard time dating in London, where she’s currently living, and she attributes this to the caliber of men of which she’s being exposed.
“I would like to find somebody, but there’s a real lack of men in London,” Osbourne, 22, tells the U.K.’s Sunday Times. “British boys can be a bit wimpy and a bit girlie. I don’t want a guy who spends more time on his hair than I do.”
Oh, they’re not wimpy–they’re EUROPEAN. A lot of people confuse the two. OMG, I’m totally kidding, our European readers. Your guys are every bit as virile and ready to blow things up as our American dudes so let me pre-emptively calm you down. In any case, Kelly says that London’s big draw is really the fact that it’s not Hollywood and she can exist there in relative happiness, despite the fact that she doesn’t “have long blonde hair” and isn’t “a size zero.”
Well, I don’t know much about British culture, but those hooligans sure seem out of hand. Maybe she should be trolling the soccer stadiums or something.
(WENN)
Whatever. If she wanted a butcher man, she need only step into Wales, Ireland, or anywhere north of Blackpool. Maybe she can’t attract a “suitable” man because she’s mingin’ so heavily…