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I know, that’s hardly a shocking headline. It’s sort of like the elephant in the Mansion, but the fact any of Hugh Hefner‘s “girlfriends” would readily admit such a thing is like Bunny Blasphemy.

Kendra Wilkinson admits the 82-year-old wasn’t much in the way of sexytimes.
(shocking) While Kendra says she was “intimate” with Hef (thank you
Jesus for not going into detail!) she says she did “sneak out” to get
some action on the side. Silly Bridget Marquardt didn’t, however.

“Bridget told me that she’s been faithful all these years, and I was
like, ‘How the hell can you do that?’ I had to have [sex] so I could
feel my age, like a healthy human being.”

What? You want to feel like a 23-year-old and not an octogenarian?! Slut

Now since Kendra is happily coupled up with Philadelphia Eagles wide reciever Hank Baskett, she’s gone prude on us and is “totally against” Hef’s multi-girlfriend ways. Turncoat!

She also basically confirmed living with Hef was kind of like sharing a space with grandpa. Not that there’s anything wrong with that — the man is over 80, for Godsakes.

“Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day
walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates…The most we say to each other is, ‘I love you,’ ‘Love you too,’ ‘I hope you have a good day,’ ‘Did you have a good day?”

Gramps kept them on a short leash. Staff members, reportedly, kept a journal of when the girls left and Hef would “pour over it ever morning.” Ugh.
 
A sexless big brother type lifestyle makes their weekly $1,000 allowance seem downright measly. 

View a gallery of Hugh Hefner and his girlfriends here!

I know, that’s hardly a shocking headline. It’s sort of like the elephant in the Mansion, but the fact any of Hugh Hefner‘s “girlfriends” would readily admit such a thing is like Bunny Blasphemy.

She admits the 82-year-old wasn’t much in the way of sexytimes.
(shocking) While Kendra says she was “intimate” with Hef (thank you
Jesus for not going into detail!) she says she did “sneak out” to get
some action on the side. Silly Bridget Marquardt didn’t, however.

“Bridget told me that she’s been faithful all these years, and I was
like, ‘How the hell can you do that?’ I had to have [sex] so I could
feel my age, like a healthy human being.”

What? You want to feel like a 23-year-old and not an octogenarian?! SlutNow since Kendra Wilkinson is happily coupled up with Philadelphia Eagles wide reciever Hank Baskett, she’s gone prude on us and is “totally against” Hef’s multi-girlfriend ways. Turncoat!She
also basically confirmed living with Hef was kind of like sharing a
space with grandpa. Not that there’s anything wrong with that — the
man is over 80, for Godsakes.”Besides the nights we went out, I
only saw Hef, like, once a day
walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo
dates…The most we say to each other is, ‘I love you,’ ‘Love you too,’
‘I hope you have a good day,’ ‘Did you have a good day?”Gramps
kept them on a short leash. Staff members, reportedly, kept a journal
of when the girls left and Hef would “pour over it ever morning.” Ugh. A sexless big brother type lifestyle makes their weekly $1,000 allowance seem downright measly.  View a gallery of Hugh Hefner and his girlfriends here!