Kenny Chesney was the subject of some gay rumors when Renee Zellweger cited “fraud” as one of the reasons for divorcing him. Some vicious vipers assumed it was because she found out he liked tool. The guy is the spiritual heir to Jimmy Buffet, but more concerned with people thinking he’s fruity. His priorities are so out of wack. You know there’s a concert coming up where Jimmy joins him onstage for “Cheeseburger in Paradise” and several 40-something ex-frat boys in Hawaiian t-shirts and visors quit ogling drunk college chicks in Corona bikinis long enough to spontaneously ejaculate in their khaki shorts from Eddie Bauer. Kill me now. Scratch that. Kill them now. I hate Jimmy Buffet. Though I heard the tailgating’s fun if you like underage girls to show their breasts for free Twisted Teas.
“It’s not true. Period. Maybe I should have come out and said, ‘No, I’m not (gay),’ but I didn’t want to draw any more attention to it,” the 38-year-old country singer says. “… I didn’t have to prove to anybody that I wasn’t (gay). I didn’t feel like I really did.”
“We thought the least harmful (stated reason) was fraud because it (is) kind of broad … doesn’t specify,” Chesney says. “And boy … we were wrong.”
The reason for divorce should have been listed as “keeps singing about a free-wheeling sailboat, beach lifestyle and beer and it’s just too cheesy for words”.