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The night before Kevin Federline was scheduled to host the 2DayFM radio show the following morning, the chubby ex-husband of Britney Spears became enraged by a headline on the show’s website.

It read, “Hear (Federline) confess that he’s not ruling out getting back together with Britney!!” Federline’s publicist tells the Herald Sun, “The headline was completely out of context with the interview and Kevin is not getting back with Britney, so he said, ‘F*** them, I’m not going to do their show.’”

The following morning, K-Fed simply didn’t turn up at the expected 6:40 a.m. start time, leaving the hosts to cover for the failed rapper.

Let’s be real–Kevin was probably busy eating an entire turkey by himself and simply couldn’t be bothered.

Gallery Info: Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince shopping at Ed Hardy in Bondi Junction.