Kevin Jonas Has Sex & Isn’t Very Impressed

December 24th, 2009 // 19 Comments

If you ask newly married man, Kevin Jonas, about how his wedding night went, he’ll tell you it was much ado about nothing. Jonas confesses to his fans, “To be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”

He adds, “After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Wow, way not to kiss poorly and tell. As for how his new wife, Danielle Deleasa, felt about their first sexual encounter, Kevin jokingly answered, “That’s what she said.”

Here’s to hoping that the rest of their honeymoon in Mexico is slightly more memorable. Like maybe they’ll get to enjoy some really, really good churros.

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Comments (19)

  1. mike | December 24, 2009 at 10:58 am

    You were a virgin nothing to compare it to anyway, maybe you did it wrong…call the Duggars for advice.

  2. Patty | December 24, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    He probably got so excited that he didn’t last more than 15 seconds.

  3. badoodie | December 24, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Then keep practicing you dumbasses! Why are you guys hanging out on the beach?

  4. Kim | December 24, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Bahahahahaha! You’re doing it wrong!

  5. Faith | December 24, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    His publicist probably made him say that. If he started shooting off about how amazing it was parents would start screaming about how Kevin Jonas is influencing their kids to go out an have sex because he said it was awesome. That’s how crazy society is now. They don’t want to blame their own useless parenting skills, so of course! Blame Kevin Jonas.

  6. Andrew | December 24, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Maybe he is barking up the wrong tree. Once he has sex with a dude, he may find himself.

  7. Mariella | December 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    @ Faith

    Isn’t he encouraging kids to have sex anyways by saying it’s not worth the wait?

  8. Vickie | December 24, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Are you all really that gullible? How sad that this site and the commenters believe this. Kevin Jonas never said any of this. These are all made up quotes by some jerk on the Huffington post. Get a clue. Try not believing everything you read.

  9. Vickie | December 24, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Are you all really that gullible? How sad that this site and the commenters believe this. Kevin Jonas never said any of this. These are all made up quotes by some jerk on the Huffington post. Get a clue. Try not believing everything you read.

  10. Lynni | December 25, 2009 at 4:33 am

    @Vickie
    why do you care???

  11. Gimme a break | December 25, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    That was a satirical piece on the Huffington Post. C’mon Lisa, you have to be smarter than that.

  12. doldol | January 4, 2010 at 7:04 am

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Kevo would never say such a thing!!!

  13. Lily. | January 4, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    If he does not like sex… then… it’s not sex that he’s having.

  14. nicole | January 11, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    @vickie

    you’re right. he wouldn’t say anything about it at all.

  15. meh | January 14, 2010 at 10:04 am

    @Lynni:
    And why do you care about her reason to care about him?? LOL….

    When everyone made their bad opinions you shut your F**king mouth, and when someone stood for this guy, what you said was “Why do you care?” LMAO….
    Aww, Come on!! She’s surely just a fan or positive thinking people…sigh…
    If you want to be a hater /anti-fan, then be a smarter one…LOL….make some better insults like the others…

  16. Big Dick Daddy Desean | January 29, 2010 at 2:56 am

    LISA’s Just a dumb bitch

  17. Ida | February 6, 2010 at 1:57 am

    This confirmes it, he’s is gay!
    Just hope he finds it out one day:p

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