Khloe Kardashian: A Threat Behind Bars

July 21st, 2008 // 3 Comments

I love that title. Can’t you totally see it being made into a Lifetime (television for women) movie starring Khloe herself? It would naturally air in a special real-life drama marathon bookended by airings of the Fantasia Barrino Story.

OK, on to the realness. Remember how Khloe was barely in jail for a few hours on Friday? Well, another reason being given for her speedy incarceration in addition to “overcrowding,” is that her presence caused a “threat to the prison.”

Kardashian told Ryan Seacrest this morning on his KIIS-FM radio show that there were three bomb threats phoned in once she arrived at Lynwood, prompting the guards to place Khloe in solitary. “A warden came down to see me and said, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems here … There’s all these bomb threats, and we’re thinking it’s for you.’”

Wow. I don’t know if I would feel flattered or unnerved. Oh, who am I kidding? My vanity comes way before my need for personal safety. Bomb threats mean people know who you are! I can’t wait until someone tosses some dynamite my way.

Click on any image to see the full gallery of Khloe Kardashian at Matt Leinart‘s bowling party!


I love that title. Can’t you totally see it being made into a Lifetime
(television for women) movie starring Khloe herself? It would naturally
air in a special real-life drama marathon bookended by airings of the Fantasia Barrino Story.

OK, on to the realness. Remember how Khloe was barely in jail
for a few hours on Friday? Well, another reason being given for her
speedy incarceration in addition to “overcrowding,” is that her
presence caused a “threat to the prison.”

Kardashian told Ryan Seacrest this morning on his KIIS-FM radio show
that there were three bomb threats phoned in once she arrived at
Lynwood, prompting the guards to place Khloe in solitary. “A warden
came down to see me and said, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems
here … There’s all these bomb threats, and we’re thinking it’s for
you.’”

Wow. I don’t know if I would feel flattered or unnerved. Oh, who am I
kidding? My vanity comes way before my need for personal safety. Bomb
threats mean people know who you are! I can’t wait until someone tosses
some dynamite my way.Click on any image to see the full gallery of Khloe Kardashian at Matt Leinart‘s bowling party!

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Comments (3)

  1. nisey | July 21, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Does anyone else think it’s China everytime they see a picture of her?

  2. Zekers | July 21, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Why even bother with the last couple of buttons…or the shirt, for that matter. Jeesh!

  3. Jeff Garlick | July 21, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    Wow that must have been harrowing…90 minutes in jail AND a bomb threat? What did Kim threaten to release a movie or sing or something?

    DUI isn’t a joke kids…unless your Dad helped acquit a double murderer and your stepdad won Olympic gold…then it’s a joke AND a bitchin’ story to tell on your crappy television show!

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