What’s the best part of a good, celebrity divorce? It’s when the two warring parties finally drop the niceties and start really duking it out, battling to win public opinion. And for these two, it took about 2.8 seconds for the pretense of behaving like “mature adults” for the accusations to start flying. First, Kid Rock (Bob Richie) claims that he ended up babysitting Pam’s kids, while she partied like a maniac. From the New York Post’s Page Six:

“Pamela would go out almost every night and end up at [photographer] David LaChapelle’s studio,” Rock’s friend says. “Bob was home alone with the three kids.” The “Baywatch” babe confirmed that scenario in this month’s Blender, which quotes her as saying, “When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David LaChapelle’s studio taking crazy pictures. That’s usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David’s studio.” Kid Rock was also said to suspect that Anderson was less than truthful about the miscarriage she claims she had. “Bob never saw any proof or heard from her at any time that she was pregnant. She announced she had a miscarriage. He flew to Canada [where she's shooting "Blonde and Blonder"] to be with her and she went out every night.”

Of course, Pam claims that none of this is true, but first blood has been drawn and it’s only a matter of time before the sharks begin their lovely thrashing about in the water. Heather Mills and Paul McCartney better kick their nonsense up a notch, if they want to hold my attention.

KID KEPT KIDS AS PAM PARTIED [Page Six | New York Post]