Kid Rock Slums

August 27th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Look at her acting all discouraged because the paps are going to catch her trying to get wit’ some stringy-haired rat. Letting Pam Anderson’s sloppy seconds wash up on her tainted shores certainly doesn’t seem like part of this whole new image thing she’s trying. The only thing she’s changed is her hair and she’s held a baby. Different wrapping paper, same whorey package!

Paris appeared almost coy whilst deep in conversation with the bare-chested, heavily-tattooed Kid (real name Robert James Ritchie) as the two partied at her pad by the sea.

The 26-year-old Hilton had been linked to Entourage actor Adrian Grenier in recent weeks, but he seemed a distant memory along with her long blonde locks.

The extensions might be gone, but the miasma isn’t.

(WENN)

More photos of a partying Paris Hilton after the jump.

(WENN)

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Comments (5)

  1. Alexis | August 27, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    Kid Rock slums? What about Russell Simmons? What is HE doing chilling with this crowd??

    I swear, this upcoming lunar eclipse has caused every celebrity to lose their freaking mind…even more than usual…

  2. Peggy | August 27, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    These phony people & their fake parties make me laugh. Look at them all wanting to be seen & have their pictures taken & nobody looks like they’re having fun.
    Pathetic.

  3. Clarisse | August 28, 2007 at 8:32 am

    Alexis,
    I caught the same thing. Russell is certainly the “slummer” at that shin-dig!

  4. Nono | August 28, 2007 at 10:45 am

    I love KID ROCK!!!!!!!!

    Wish I was there with him.

  5. Zekers | August 28, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    …yeah, because he’s such a “HunkaHunkaBurnin’Love” right? Ewww. Perfect for Paris though.

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