Kim Kardashian Isn’t Getting Married

October 14th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Despite recent rumors that Dancing with the Stars failure Kim Kardashian would be trying to have a wedding dress constructed to somehow fit that giant bulldozer under her back, she says that she has no plans to get married to her dude Reggie Bush.

“I’m not engaged,” she says. “I’m not even on Facebook!”

What? What the hell is this one talking about? I swear to god, her brains fell out of her damn fool head a long time ago.  What does social network sites have to do with some dude marrying your fat ass? I don’t get you!

NFL star Reggie Bush shot down the rumors as well after a New Orleans Saints reps called to congratulate him.

“Reggie was like, ‘What are you talking about?’ He had no idea the rumor was even out there,” a source says.

I hope he then called up Kimmy to curse her ass out, because she’s totally the one that started the rumor.


Despite recent rumors that Dancing with the Stars failure Kim Kardashian would be trying to have a wedding dress constructed to somehow fit that giant bulldozer under her back, she says that she has no plans to get married to her dude Reggie Bush.

“I’m not engaged,” she says. “I’m not even on Facebook!”

What? What the hell is this one talking about? I swear to god, her
brains fell out of her damn fool head a long time ago.  What does
social network sites have to do with some dude marrying your fat ass? I
don’t get you!

NFL star Reggie Bush shot down the rumors as well after a New Orleans Saints reps called to congratulate him.

“Reggie was like, ‘What are you talking about?’ He had no idea the rumor was even out there,” a source says.

I hope he then called up Kimmy to curse her ass out, because she’s totally the one that started the rumor.

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Comments (2)

  1. simon | October 15, 2008 at 10:05 am

    Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

  2. Jules | October 17, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    He has a trapped look!!!!

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