Kim Kardashian Proves That Her Ass Is All Natural

June 13th, 2008 // 14 Comments

Kim Kardashian, you have my sincere apologies for ever entertaining the slightest doubt that your ass is not your own. We now know. That is unequivocally your own ass. I do not see any sort of ass enhancer, padding or framing that would cause your ass to be so obscenely juicy. You are all ass, all the time. And I don’t see any scars from a possible ass implant. I do sense that your ass might actually absorb your sister. It’s a horror movie ass, and it’s coming to get us.


Kim Kardashian, you have my sincere apologies for ever entertaining the
slightest doubt that your ass is not your own. We now know. That is
unequivocally your own ass. I do not see any sort of ass enhancer,
padding or framing that would cause your ass to be so obscenely juicy.
You are all ass, all the time. And I don’t see any scars from a
possible ass implant. I do sense that your ass might actually absorb
your sister. It’s a horror movie ass, and it’s coming to get us.

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Comments (14)

  1. Queen Caffeine | June 13, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    “It’s real…and it’s spectacular!”

    Imagining what Kim would say…

  2. ladylovelylocks | June 13, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    the ass may be real, but the “casual dip in the pool” totally isn’t this is such a setup

  3. green cardigan | June 13, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    there she goes into the swimming pool in full makeup, eyelashes and hair extensions floating around forlornly when she got out, no doubt.

    the bum looks real but the boobies don’t. that is one gammy bikini top she has on her there , by the way. It looks like a slutty nursing bra.

  4. spin sycle | June 13, 2008 at 2:40 pm

    nice cankles, Kim

  5. T-Bone | June 13, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    SO is it safe to call that body type a “pear”?

  6. nicci | June 13, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    courtney is hotter than kim

  7. Heidi | June 13, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Did it effect the water level of the pool when she hauled her ass out?

  8. Yes, she's a pear shaped woman | June 13, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    Okay, okay, its real! What next, she’s getting it an agent???
    Lame.

  9. Yes, she's a pear shaped woman | June 13, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    Okay, okay, we believe you, its real! What next, she’s getting it an agent???
    Lame.
    I saw a pic of her without all that makeup and she was actually quite pretty. She’s just trashy looking now. Used to be that looking like a hooker was a bad thing not something women strived to look like!

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  11. Coco | June 14, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Her ass is real, yes, perhaps.
    Her boobs, no.

  12. Wendy | June 14, 2008 at 12:38 pm

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  13. Wendy | June 14, 2008 at 12:39 pm

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  14. Wendy | June 14, 2008 at 12:40 pm

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