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Kim Kardashian kept her fans waiting for over 2 hours when she was visiting the Monte Carlo Television Festival. It wasn’t an attempt to be fashionably late that had the crowd waiting. Apparently the issue was that Kim’s stylist forgot her falsies.
No, I’m not talking about her curvy chest or ba-donk-a-donk, although those kinds of falsies have been speculated in the past.
A source said, “Kim was so upset when her stylist forgot fake eyelashes, she refused to leave her dressing room. Kim wouldn’t come out until her stylist tracked down the exact lashes she wanted.”
Seriously. Kim probably could have walked the carpet backward. Nobody would have seen her lashes and nobody would have cared. Girl could pull a Britney, shave her head and still the only thing anyone would notice is her ample rump.
Kim Kardashian kept her fans waiting
for over 2 hours when she was visiting the Monte Carlo Television
Festival. It wasn’t an attempt to be fashionably late that had the
crowd waiting. Apparently the issue was that Kim’s stylist forgot her
falsies.No, I’m not talking about her curvy chest or ba-donk-a-donk, although those kinds of falsies have been speculated in the past.A
source said, “Kim was so upset when her stylist forgot fake eyelashes,
she refused to leave her dressing room. Kim wouldn’t come out until her
stylist tracked down the exact lashes she wanted.”Seriously.
Kim probably could have walked the carpet backward. Nobody would have
seen her lashes and nobody would have cared. Girl could pull a Britney,
shave her head and still the only thing anyone would notice is her
ample rump.
b.SL | June 25, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Rump. Perfect word for a booty the size of a cow.
She has left the “curvy” category; she is now “fat”. I’ve always maintained that she’s a curvy girl (artificially insiminated, but whatever) but she has crossed the line. By several inches, even.
At that size, what the hell would possess her to put on BRIGHT yellow dress and a belt so small it gets lost in the rolls that even the Spanx are losing a war against? THATS what she should have been worried about, not her eyelashes.
You stylist just totally b!tchslapped you for that diva move, honey- for telling you that dress was a good idea.
b.SL | June 25, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Her mama’s a knockout though. Goddamn!
Dr Jimmy | June 25, 2008 at 4:27 pm
She has fans?????
Bigus Dickus | June 26, 2008 at 10:07 am
Her ass is so overrated. There’s just enough and then there is hers which looks like she ate an entire bucket of KFC to get it that big. You guys can have her and her nasty ass (literaly).
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