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Those fingers didn’t help. Kimberly Kardashian exited from Dancing with the Stars last night. Everyone thought it was going to be Cloris Leachman‘s geriatric crazed self or Rocco DiSpirito‘s balsa wood personality. Nope. Apparently the judges and America couldn’t stand Kim trying to haul those haunches around the dance floor. It’s her toe’s fault! Damn piggy!

Kardashian reportedly broke down into tears after the cameras were off her and ran into the arms of her Addams Family. Her publicist reportedly had to follow her around with a box of Kleenex to stem the waterworks. There was a certain movie Kim was in that also involved someone following her around with a box of Kleenex but it wasn’t tears being wiped on that one.

“What people don’t realize about her,” her stepdad Bruce Jenner, “Is that she is incredibly shy. She’s a smart business woman, but a very shy and quiet girl.”

Shy people sit near the bowl of Tostitos at parties and put poetry on their blogs, they don’t get their foreheads peed on in sex tapes, Bruce! Does this look shy to you? If that’s your definition of shy, what do outgoing people do? Snuff films?

Click any image in the gallery for 11 more photos of Kim Kardashian’s farewell on Dancing with the Stars last night!

Those fingers didn’t help. Kimberly Kardashian exited from Dancing with the Stars last night. Everyone thought it was going to be Cloris Leachman‘s geriatric crazed self or Rocco DiSpirito‘s balsa wood personality. Nope. Apparently the judges and America couldn’t stand Kim trying to haul those haunches around the dance floor. It’s her toe’s fault! Damn piggy!Kardashian
reportedly broke down into tears after the cameras were off her and ran
into the arms of her Addams Family. Her publicist reportedly had to
follow her around with a box of Kleenex to stem the waterworks. There
was a certain movie Kim was in that also involved someone following her
around with a box of Kleenex but it wasn’t tears being wiped on that
one.”What people don’t realize about her,” her stepdad Bruce
Jenner, “Is that she is incredibly shy. She’s a smart business woman,
but a very shy and quiet girl.”Shy people sit near the bowl of Tostitos at parties and put poetry on their blogs, they don’t get their foreheads peed on in sex tapes, Bruce! Does this look shy to you? If that’s your definition of shy, what do outgoing people do? Snuff films?

Click any image in the gallery for 11 more photos of Kim Kardashian’s farewell on Dancing with the Stars last night!